chick product advertising waste some pretty good opportunites. it's all flowery and pink and stuff, when you could totally feature a bunch of metal and hardcore stuff like "CAN YOU BLEED FOR 7 DAYS STRAIGHT AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN?! THEN YOU NEED SUPERMETALHARDCORE PRODUCTS CAUSE THEY'RE AS TOUGH AS YOU ARE."
they should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and unless you're walking, the internet won't work. like you had to be walking, you can't just trick it and stand on the sides. and if you wanted to download something you had to run and the faster you ran the faster it downloaded. i would be so fit
what if one day clifford the big red dog got sick of everyone and it was like emily elizabeths dad: sorry clifford looks like i have to take you to the vet and clifford was just like "or I could just maul you to death. ever think about that, f/cker?"
i bet if Leonardo DiCaprio has a son he'll name him oscar and then in the hospital, the doctor will say 'heres your oscar' and Leo will hold it up like lion king and start his long overdue acceptance speech: 'i would like to thank my family and friends and my wife's uterus. i owe you so much.'
Why are people telling other people they can't listen to certain music because its 'theirs'? Lol, its not yours. If its anyones, its the person that wrote and sang the songs. just chill, music is music.
sonder. (n.) the realization that each random person around you is living a life as vivid and complex as your own- populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries, and inherited craziness.
Sometimes I think I should do what I'm supposed to do when I'm supposed to do it while at school. Then I get on witty. Then I think, "Hm, suddenly I get the strange urge to look at everything on here... whats world history?"
Everyone around me seems to know what they're doing with their lives. But here I am, just kind of being here. Everyone knows where they're going, I can't figure anything out. Is this what uncertainty is supposed to feel like? I think I need to figure out what I'm doing. I need to think about where I'm going, and why I want to be there. But the future just flat out scares me, I don't know how I'll manage. I really don't like it.