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lovekills45
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May 22, 2012 1:51am UTC

Miss the old wittyyyyyy. </3 :(

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lovekills45
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January 29, 2012 1:25am UTC

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics need a drink. I already have one. ;)

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lovekills45
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January 29, 2012 1:23am UTC

I hate being alone at night.
Because then I'm left with just my thoughts.
And that scares me more than anything.

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lovekills45
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January 21, 2012 8:13pm UTC

I made one of my teachers laugh so hard he said: "I'm never gonna forget this day" I asked him why he said "Because tomorrow i could be gone" I told him i don't like to think about death, he said "Well live every day like theres no tomorrow. & just keep smiling." ♥

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lovekills45
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January 21, 2012 7:49pm UTC

In health class we were learning about cancer.
Teacher: Did you know every 3 seconds someone out there is diagnosed with cancer?
Boy: 1.. 2.. 3.. there goes some ones life... haha that's funny.
(Everyone just gave him dirty looks)
Look who's laughing now!
Me: Keep counting and I'll make sure there goes your life!
Boy:......
I got detention for this, my grandma died of cancer. Who jokes about it?

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lovekills45
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Every since i joined witty i figured out
im not alone[♥]
Witty forever!
Every quote is amazin' even if you dont have allot of likes, Who care about likes.

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lovekills45
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January 21, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Our mistakes are written in pen. You cant erase them but you can forget them<3

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lovekills45
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January 15, 2012 11:06pm UTC

Giving someone a piece of gum is like a drug deal.
friend: hey can I have a piece of gum?
You: *looks around to see if anyone is watching* yea but you didn't get it from me!

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lovekills45
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January 14, 2012 2:59pm UTC

In class:
Kid: What holiday is on Monday?
Kid 2: OBAMA DAY!
Haha(:

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December 11, 2011 1:39am UTC

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lovekills45
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December 11, 2011 1:14am UTC

Me: PLEASE
Mom: no.
Me: PLEASE!
Mom: NO!
Me: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mom: nooooooooooo!
Me: PRETTY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: You speak english? Because you sure don't know the definition of NO!
Me.....

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lovekills45
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December 4, 2011 2:39am UTC

It's the boy you never told "I like you"
It's the girl you let get away
It's the one you saw that day on the train
But you freaked out and walked away
It's the plane you wanna catch to Vegas
Things you swear you'll do before you die
It's the city of love that waits for you
But you're too damn scared to fly
HIT THE LIGHTS<3

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lovekills45
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November 26, 2011 5:15pm UTC

I hate when the dentist are working on your teeth and there like "so how was your day?"
And your trying to talk but you sound stupid and there like "oh that's good" -_-
Fave if this has ever happened to you!

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lovekills45
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November 26, 2011 5:11pm UTC

Guy: Yeah so when you going to let me smash?
Girl: When you gonna let me smash you in the face with a baseball bat?
Guy: .....

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lovekills45
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November 15, 2011 4:31pm UTC

Be yourself and not what people want to see.

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November 15, 2011 4:26pm UTC

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lovekills45
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November 15, 2011 4:24pm UTC

Don't cry for boys let them cry for you because girls give and forgive.... and boys get and forget.