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  1. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 4:34am UTC
    Him: *Looking away*
    Me: *Looks at him*
    Him: *Looks at me*
    Me: *Looks away*
    True story bro.

  2. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    I love everything about you
    Those dimples on your cheeks when you smile makes me blush, those freckles on your nose I sometimes want to kiss, your black hair I ruffle, your deep voice makes me tingle all over, your eyes that pierce through my emotions and feelings..........................
    Just everything about you
    is perfect
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 1:07am UTC
    When he has...
    Dimples
    (Comment if I should make a series)
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  4. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 12:59am UTC
    Pretty Little Liars <3

  5. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 5:18am UTC
    Fangirling at the moment because Sleeping With Sirens have confirmed that they're playing at Warped Tour.
    *Screaming, crying and breathing heavily due to excitement

  6. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    Happy Australia Day!

  7. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Fall asleep, Davy Jones calls you

  8. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 1:13am UTC
    ❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤
    Am I the only one who hates summer?
    ❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤
    cookiedoughformats

  9. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    Her name was Honesty but she wasn't honest.

  10. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    She's ghost now, just a ghost

  11. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    I hate people who use the phrase,
    "Sticks and stones may break my bones
    But words will never hurt me"
    Cause it isn't true.
    "Sticks and stones may break my bones,
    But words will hurt like hell."

  12. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    I've got my eyes set on you,
    My heart is burning red

  13. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 7:40am UTC
    I think Gwen Stefani needs an award.
    She taught many of us how to spell 'banana'

  14. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 7:01am UTC
    Pardon me for my lack of excitement,
    But I'm not entirely thrilled

  15. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 7:14am UTC
    I don't want a girl with problems, even though we'd be a perfect match

  16. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 4:18am UTC
    FANGIRL MOMENT WHEN BRIBRY REPLIES TO YOU!
    *FANGIRL DANCE*

  17. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 2:09am UTC
    When my head hits that pillow,
    My eyes close and you begin to haunt my dreams

  18. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:58am UTC
    And I don't want the world to see me,
    Cuz I don't think they'd understand
    When everything is meant to be broken
    I just want you to know I am....

  19. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Here's to the women who have had their period on their wedding day

  20. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 5:12am UTC
    I've been dying for this

:)

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