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justforvents
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June 19, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Yes;
I am a Directioner
No;
I do not plan on marring the guys

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kenzieken
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May 22, 2012 11:01pm UTC

So you were born in 1999
Please tell me again how much fun you had in the 90's

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awesomechick01
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May 12, 2012 2:28am UTC

Who else favs their own quotes?

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xosamsamxo1207
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May 12, 2012 2:33am UTC

Thor: He's still my brother
Widow: He killed 80 people in 2 days
Thor: ...He was adopted?

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kenzieken
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April 16, 2012 5:35am UTC

"P.M.S isn't real it was just something created be the boy mind to make us seem crazy"
Jennifer's body

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kenzieken
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April 16, 2012 5:33pm UTC

I wish Big Time Rush was as famous as One Direction.

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kenzieken
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April 16, 2012 5:46pm UTC

Bucket list:
Dress up like waldo and photobomb people
Fave for more?

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kenzieken
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April 16, 2012 6:20pm UTC

"I'm Fine!"
Decoded:
Give me your creditcard and everything will be O.K

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kenzieken
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April 16, 2012 11:22pm UTC

My sister and I watching the KCA's:
My sister: One Direction sounds good live, but I don't like them
Me: why?
My sister: Their fans are insain!
Me: I know
My sister: But that one kid Lewis, luke, Lee, whatever his name is, he's kinda cute
Me: Louis?
My sister: Same difference.
You gotta love her

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kenzieken
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April 17, 2012 10:26pm UTC

Whenever I see those quotes that are yellow and green and say, "If you can't read this then your blind". I tip my computer back so I can read it.... I'm ahead of the game.

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kenzieken
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April 18, 2012 5:00pm UTC

That moment when you haven't taken a shower in a couple of days, you take out your ponytale, smell your shampoo and think, "I'll wait one more day".

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kenzieken
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April 18, 2012 5:26pm UTC

If Harry Styles were an animal I could see him being one of those ducks with the poof of hair on their head.

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kenzieken
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April 19, 2012 5:16pm UTC

That akward moment:
When your dancing to skrillix in your car and the people in the other cars think you have turrets.
No affence to people with turrets

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kenzieken
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April 21, 2012 11:53pm UTC

Whenever I hit my elbow on something, I get the feeling that I'm going to die.

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kenzieken
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April 23, 2012 5:51pm UTC

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kenzieken
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April 24, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Annoying girl: OMG!! I love One direction I'm like their biggest fan
Me: Really?
Annoying girl: Yeah I love Harry, Zayn, Niall, Liam, and Lewis!
Me: Oh yeah your a directioner alright.
True story

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kenzieken
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April 25, 2012 10:26pm UTC

What I imagine after I take a nap:
Well that was nice I feel refreshed.
Reality:
I... AM... DEATH!!!

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kenzieken
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April 27, 2012 4:29pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When:
You're digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.

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kenzieken
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April 27, 2012 4:32pm UTC

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kenzieken
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April 30, 2012 10:56pm UTC

I am going to take a picture of my firstborn and use age progression software to age him to 18 years old . Then I'm going to frame it in my house so he can see them while hes growing up, and when He finally realizes that its him I'm going to try to convince him that he is a time traveler.

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