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Hey
Follow ME!!! :D
Do not ask me personal questions cause i wont answer them.

 Also check out my best friend on here justj4ke

He is awesome ♥ great guy to talk to if you are having a bad day or just need to talk to someone ♥ ;)




  1. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 2:53am UTC
    A dad came home drunk and mad,... ...he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this

  2. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:48am UTC
    Girl in my class: *sleeping off into the distance*
    Teacher: ...and all the atoms move in one direction....
    Girl in my class: *wakes up* HUH??? DID YOU SAY ONE DIRECTION?!
    True story

  3. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 2:44am UTC
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  4. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Why do girls on witty have to be such b*tches?!

  5. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:51am UTC
    Dear anyone who spends there whole day on witty,
    GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sincerly,
    Only checks once every few days

  6. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:48am UTC
    Dear anyone who spends there whole day on witty,
    GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sincerly,
    Only checks once every few days

  7. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:46am UTC
    Dear anyone who spends there whole day on witty,
    GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sincerly,
    Only checks once every few days

  8. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:17am UTC
    1 scary way to break up
    DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you awful ... I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your .............. Life! DUMB ....................!!!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and cut her wrist and died in the bath.Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, acused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's x-boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and dirty, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless ..............and Sarah will come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

  9. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 3:22am UTC
    Those days when your just like.....
    F*CK THE WORLD!!!!!!!

  10. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    ♡❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥♡ღ♡❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥♡
    Saying sup to a random
    Then when they walk away scream
    "YEAH IM KOOL LIKE THAT!!!!"
    ♡❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥♡ღ♡❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥♡

  11. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    format: sk8ter_gurl_17
    I remember when i was in yr 7 and i thought it was cool to drink juice from a juice box without a straw
    nmf

  12. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Me: *stares at computer*
    Mum: Blah blah blah blah blah...
    Me: *stares at computer* huh?
    True story, fav if you do same

  13. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorow. u will either get kissed or asked out , if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins....

  14. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    They Hurt Her. R.I.P Carmen gone but not forgotten… Keep Reading: After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted “She’s down in the sewer!” All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled “They Pushed Her” and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name – you’ll find this to be true. If you don’t repost this saying “They hurt her,” then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet,or the shower

  15. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    When i close ma eyes
    I see you for what you truly are...
    Which is UGLAY!!
    Shes the man - movie

  16. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Perfect guys are found at the corner of the earth
    Unfortunatly the earth is round

  17. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Oh hello, remember me???
    We used to be best friends when you were single
    NMQ

  18. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    Im at a payphone
    Trying to call home....... ♥

  19. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    I need to get off witty and start doing classwork and assignments..

  20. awesomechick01 awesomechick01
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:59am UTC
    This program is proudly brought to you by...
    They are proud to bring you a program???

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