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1. lovecrazy
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2013 1:27pm UTC
   Girl on here: *Makes quote about how wrong slùt shaming is*
   Same girl: *Makes quote about how someone is a whòre*
   Me: *Throws table across the room*
   Me: *Digs my own grave and buries myself alive*
   
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2. lovecrazy
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2013 8:36pm UTC
   "You just want attention."
   Actually bÌtch, if I wanted attention I'd take my clothes off and run down a crowded street.
   
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3. lovecrazy
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   June 11, 2013 3:36pm UTC
   You see, reality is nothing like the books you read, movies you watch, or the songs you listen to. Guys won't chase you after a break up, they'll just watch you walk away. They won't be standing outside your window at one o'clock in the morning with flowers and a radio playing your favorite song. They won't drive seventy miles per hour down the interstate, flying between traffic, ignorning cops, trying to get to the airport to tell you how much they love you before your plane leaves. They won't. This is reality, not a fairytale.
   
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4. lovecrazy
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2013 8:32pm UTC
   It doesn't matter how pretty your face is,
   if you have a horrible personality.
   
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5. lovecrazy
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2013 7:47pm UTC
   If you ask me for "pictures" I'm going to say no,
   but if you continuously ask me, I'll probably give in..... and send you a picture of a fùcking cat and tell you that's probably the only kind of pùssy you'll ever see if you don't stop asking girls for pictures. Damn.
   
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6. lovecrazy
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2013 6:03pm UTC
   Does it make any of you nervous when I tell you
   that sometimes when I get bored on here, I creep on random people's profiles and read their quotes and comments and sometimes laugh at the amount of stupidity on this website?
   
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7. lovecrazy
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2013 3:22pm UTC
   He said the way my blue eyes shine put those Georgia stars to shame
   that night, I said "Who you been messin' around with? My eyes are as brown as the shìt you're talking."
   
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8. lovecrazy
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2013 4:27pm UTC
   She was just a green eyed girl,
   who fell in love with a little
   blue eyed boy. ♥
   
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9. lovecrazy
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2013 1:38pm UTC
   A PEBBLE IN THE WATER MAKES
   A RIPPLE EFFECT. EVERY
   ACTION IN this world
   WILL BEAR A CONSEQUENCE.
   
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10. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    The thing about most girls is that we just assume
    all guys are pigs and want nothing more than in our pants. When the reality of it is that the majority of them don't, they're actually nice, respectable people, but we just have this image in our heads that all guys are basically manwh0res and are just using us. Yeah, the problem isn't necessarily always guys.
    
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11. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    You got designer shades, just to hide your face
    and you wear them around like you're cooler than me, but reality check bìtch no one's cooler than me.
    
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12. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    It's my weight.
    They're my friends.
    It's my family.
    They're my choices.
    It's my reality.
    They're my problems.
    It's my life, so why the fùck are you trying to tell me how to live it?
    
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13. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    If you're a guy and you play
    football, hockey, soccer, baseball, or you box, you're 10x more attractive to me and you can come flirt with me anytime. Winky face.
    
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14. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    Sometimes I just randomly start humming
    and scare the fck out of myself cause it sounds like something from a scary movie.
    
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15. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    Some girls are naturally pretty,
    and some have to cake 50 pounds of make-up on their face to distract from the hideous personality that is seeping through their pores as we speak.
    
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16. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    If you call me at 3 o'clock in the morning,
    I'll probably hit you with a car. Unless you're cute, then you can call me whenever you want. Winky face.
    
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17. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Guys in uniforms - Yummy
    Guys with sexy smiles - Yummy
    Guys in plaid button up shirts - Yummy
    Guys with shaggy hair - Yummy
    Guys in v-neck shirts - Yummy
    Guys with pretty eyes - Yummy
    Guys in baseball pants - Yummy
    Guys with dimples - Yummy
    Guys with the same interests - Yummy
    Guys in general - Oh good Lord yummmmmmmmmmmm
    
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18. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    I'm just warning you;
    If you're easily offended, hate cursing, find sexual jokes and flirting immature, you shouldn't talk to me.
    
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19. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    Dammit, just tell me what you want
    AND I'LL BE THAT FOR YOU.
    
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20. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    We're human. We're judgmental àssholes. Some more than others. Go ahead and lie all you want,
    you're not innocent so stop acting like it. Honestly, I'm probably one of the most judgmental people there are, but I usually keep my opinions to myself unless you pìss me off then it just comes out like word vomit. We judge people. We all do it. So, stop acting like a damn saint, because you're not.
    
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