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Beanie* · 9 years ago
i think i might possibly have to be your new best friend
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iwishiwasbeautiful · 9 years ago
Ahh I miss you girl
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Kittyturnedintoahuman* · 1 decade ago
But you see people in the military hardly ever actually GO OUT into combat. They bring things to keep them occupied for the year that they're gone. I know, my dad served for 21 1/2 years and the only reason he went out to combat was because his rank. But through that he also left behind all hope of a true family. My dad missed out all the important parts of my life, even my birth. My heroes are the ones with the tattoos as they went through similar things as me and help me get through hard times in my life. Has a soldier done that for you? No. The average soldier does not help you in any way or form. Goodbye.
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littledirectionerchristian* · 1 decade ago
LOL!!!!!!!!
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*sammi* · 1 decade ago
I remember that once happening to me too.
But instead of Channing Tatum it was Francisco Lachowski
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dontrainonmymaydayparade · 1 decade ago
some convicts get the choice of jail or army
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Infinity on high* · 1 decade ago
Lmao 1972
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tracklover · 1 decade ago
I know that 6 people I know are in the army.
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LoveLaugh · 1 decade ago
made my day
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Amenah · 1 decade ago
*throws all of my THIS at you*
no but srsly this is truthful analysis right here yo.
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ImAwesome12345678 · 1 decade ago
ha oh sht be careful, you tryin' their lives
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_Jannette · 1 decade ago
This def made my night
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Olisbabe * · 1 decade ago
LOL. They really are though.This is so true.
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attractive · 1 decade ago
love this xx
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BreeeFayy* · 1 decade ago
I love this way too much. It's the perfect rhyme and I feel like it relates to my life. Did you write this?
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Austin* · 1 decade ago
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maggiemay157 · 1 decade ago
yeah, my older brothers are useless. when they did live at home they never had hot friends except for when i was like 8 my brother had a hot friend, but i was 8 sooo yeah. useless
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lautnerlover98 · 1 decade ago
My brother does have hot friends but he never lets them come over :(
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
Actually a f/cking girl on my bus I almost smacks that b/tch across her face
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