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love_youu

1. love_youu
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2013 12:42pm UTC
   Eating something tasty
   Then not eating anything else because you don't want to get rid of the taste
   
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2. love_youu
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2013 9:36am UTC
   It's too cold outside
   For angels to fly
   
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3. love_youu
   posted a quote
   February 28, 2013 9:32am UTC
   Humans may be
   the world's deadliest
   predators
   but ICE can
   take us down
   
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4. love_youu
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 11:18am UTC
   **Wakes up**
   **Looks at the clock**
   **Swears**
   **Turns around and goes back to sleep**
   
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5. love_youu
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2012 10:38am UTC
   Number of people who have said they love me: A lot
   breakdown:
   Number of of times my parents said it: A lot
   Number of times my friends said: A lot
   Number of guys who said it: 0
   ♥
   
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6. love_youu
   posted a quote
   November 30, 2012 11:07am UTC
   Used to tell me,
   "Sky's the limit",
   now the sky's our
   point of view
   
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7. love_youu
   posted a quote
   November 30, 2012 10:56am UTC
   When someone says:
   "Whats YOUR problem?"
   and you're just like
   'which one?'
   
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8. love_youu
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2012 10:49am UTC
   Imagination
   it can give you exactly what you want
   or play out your worst nightmare...
   
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9. love_youu
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2012 10:51am UTC
   That awkward moment
   when you have to EXPLAIN your joke
   and its not so funny anymore
   
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10. love_youu
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 9:10am UTC
    There are
    way
    too many people in this world
    
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11. love_youu
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 9:47am UTC
    I found the cure
    for constipation
    Just eat more
    Something will have to come out in the end right??
    
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12. love_youu
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 9:49am UTC
    And now its clear to me
    That everything you see
    Ain't always what it seems
    ~Katy Perry
    
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13. love_youu
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 9:22am UTC
    When you have to wake up for school
    before the freaking sun is awake
    you know theres something wrong
    
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14. love_youu
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 9:09am UTC
    Anyone else ever have
    those few
    "IDGAF about anything" days??
    
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