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  1. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 3:39pm UTC
    Life is like a corndog
    I don't know why, it just is.

  2. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 3:37pm UTC
    Don't worry, ill pretend to be your lesbian lover when all the ugly guys hit on you at bars.

  3. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 2:38am UTC
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  4. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 1:51am UTC
    you're wrong!
    you just stand there in
    your wrongness
    and
    be wrong!

  5. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 1:48am UTC
    Guns dont kill people.
    Dads with pretty daughters do!

  6. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 1:45am UTC
    So, im single,
    with no intentions of looking for a guy.
    this time im letting him
    find me.

  7. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 10:36pm UTC
    dont type to me
    in that tone of voice!

  8. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 10:34pm UTC
    you look
    like I need
    a drink!

  9. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 10:09pm UTC
    i bet you dont really laugh
    when i say "lol"

  10. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 9:55pm UTC
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  11. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2009 11:29pm UTC
    s2u0m0m9e♥r :)

  12. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 6:33pm UTC
    yes...no...
    to get to
    the other
    side. uh...
    1.77245

  13. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 6:28pm UTC
    (>'_')># i was going to give you this waffle.
    #<('_'<) but then i was like.
    (>'#'<) im hungry.
    (>'-'<) so i ate it.
    (>^-^<)

  14. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2009 9:38pm UTC
    good friends
    don't let you do
    stupid things........
    alone

  15. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2009 9:37pm UTC
    sorry, that was
    my last piece
    of gum:
    biggest lie in america
    mine
    <3

  16. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2009 9:35pm UTC
    I got kicked out of forks,
    kidnapped harry
    and stole the black pearl
    saw this somewhere
    <3

  17. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2009 9:32pm UTC
    i always
    have to choose my words wisely
    when im with my friends
    or everything i say
    will get turned into something perverted.
    all mine
    <3

  18. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 9:07pm UTC
    OOH drama!
    lets get popcorn!!!
    all mine
    <3

  19. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 9:00pm UTC
    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

  20. loretta41 loretta41
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 8:57pm UTC
    summer 09:
    new rules to be broken,
    new people to have fun with,
    new places to go,
    new music to listen to,
    new movies to see,
    new parties to go to,
    new memories to be made.

:)

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