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  1. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    Love Me Or Hate Me
    i swear
    It Won't Make Me
    or break me

  2. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    You can't make the same mistake twice,
    the second time you make it,
    it's no longer a mistake,
    it's a choice.

  3. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    e v e r y t h i n g w i l l b e o k a y i n t h e e n d
    if it's not okay
    it's not the end

  4. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    if a tree falls
    and there's no one around it
    to hear it
    does it make a noise?

  5. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    better late than never
    but never late's even better

  6. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    Shame on you if you fooled
    her once.
    Shame on her if you fooled her twice !

  7. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    the heart ain't a brain

  8. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    We always want
    WHAT WE CAN'T HAVE.

  9. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Can i save you from you ?

  10. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    Boy:
    8=================D
    that's how long my dick is ;)
    Girl:
    no, that's how long it is
    Boy:
    ... you didn't type anything
    . lol
    Girl:
    exactly. .

  11. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    What's the worst thing
    a mother could say to her child ?
    I wish i swallowed you
    when i had the chance . . .

  12. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Dear Ken,
    Did you know Barbie's knees don't bend? Have fun with that...
    Sincerely,
    Bratz

  13. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Dear Guy with Big Man Boobs,
    I think those belong to me...
    Sincerely,
    Jealous Girl

  14. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    Dear Cutie,
    Your living room arrangement looks nice from the yard.
    Sincerely,
    Stalker

  15. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    Dear 6,
    Stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
    Sincerely, 7

  16. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Dear Windshield Wipers,
    Can't touch this.
    Sincerely,
    That Little Triangle

  17. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap as you do, doesnt make you guys soulmates.

  18. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    ever wondered which hurt more:
    saying something and wishing you had not
    or
    saying nothing and wishing you had
    ?

  19. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 5:52pm UTC
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  20. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    She♥
    was the girl every guy wanted,
    but she admired the guy known as the nerd.
    He♥
    was handsome and the guy known as the nerd,
    but he grew up to be rich and married to the girl every guy wanted.

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