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  1. Mariuhh Mariuhh
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    When I was younger, I always thought
    Red Bull
    was an alcohol drink.

  2. thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    On the dance floor,
    everyday i'm shuffling
    In poker,
    everyday i'm bluffing.
    As a policeman,
    everyday i'm cuffing.
    To my pillow,
    everyday i'm fluffing.
    In the winter,
    everyday i'm muffling.
    [earmuffs]
    In sports,
    everyday i'm hustling.
    In video games,
    everyday i'm leveling.
    For my dog,
    everyday i'm muzzling.
    For my other dog,
    everyday i'm nuzzling.
    In jigsaw club,
    everyday i'm puzzling.
    On club penguin,
    everyday i'm puffling.
    In bake club,
    everyday i'm muffining.
    In school,
    everyday i'm enoughing.
    on facebook,
    everyday i'm ROFLing.
    [pronounce it rah-ful-ing]
    in life,
    everyday i'm toughlucking.
    on wittyprofiles,
    everyday i'm la-loving. ♥

  3. hollithethhird hollithethhird
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 10:15pm UTC
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  4. maisydahle maisydahle
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 6:58am UTC
    "WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
    - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
    - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
    - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
    - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
    - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
    - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
    ____________________________________________________
    WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
    - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
    - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
    - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
    - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
    - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
    - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
    ____________________________________________________
    ADVICE:
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
    in Love.
    ____________________________________________________
    REQUIREMENTS:
    - Add this to your favorites after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    ____________________________________________________
    IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
    - and can't get them out of your head.
    - then add this to your favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
    will surprise you.

  5. alexis_xoxox alexis_xoxox
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:18pm UTC
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  6. Novacaine Novacaine
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    dear heart,
    why him ?

  7. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2009 12:57pm UTC
    WHY SHOULD I DO MY MAKEUP?
    why should i do my hair?
    it's not likexotomorrow
    [ you'll suddenly start to care ]

  8. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    Have you ever had that feeling
    that you just made the biggest mistake of your life?

  9. xxtorrrrr xxtorrrrr
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    She says she's fine
    { but she's going insane }
    She says she feels good
    { but she's in a lot of pain }
    She says it's nothing
    { but really, it's a lot }
    She says she's okay
    { but really, she's not }

  10. Broken4ever Broken4ever
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 12:02am UTC
    As she sits there;
    With tears in her eyes, tissues by her side, and her best friend on the phone,
    she's finally realizing what he's done to her. She finally realized that;
    she's broken.

  11. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    there's a fine line between
    lover & friend.
    real&pretend.
    hello & goodbye.
    fairytale & lie.
    together & not
    what you want & what you got.
    i'm dying & i'm fine.
    love &a waste of time.
    credit to wittygirl2010(:

  12. hottrackstah07 hottrackstah07
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    the most painful goodbyes,
    are the ones that are never said and are never quite explained♥

  13. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 2:07pm UTC
    HER
    friends don't know.
    but her heart's slowly breaking.
    she laughs so much, that they don't know she's faking
    althoug he doesn't see it, he probably wouldn't care
    she's crying for hours on end,
    because her life's just not
    FAIR.
    @CHELLSEY.

  14. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    he saw you.
    he met you.
    he wanted you.
    he liked you.
    he chased you.
    he got you.
    he had you.
    he loved you.
    he got bored.
    he left.

  15. vintaage vintaage
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    ive been hit where it hurts.
    the most sensitive part.
    yeah, guys have balls.
    but girls ?
    we have hearts.

  16. irishkell96 irishkell96
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    when elmo isn't ticklish,
    and Pooh Bear h.a.t.e.s. honey, when Tigger stops bouncing,
    and Goofy isn't funny. When Peter Pan can't fly and Simba doesn't roar,
    when Alice in Wonderland can't fit through a tiny door.
    When Dumbo's ears are small, and Happily Ever After isn't true...
    /////that's when I'll stop loving you\\\\\

  17. samibadams samibadams
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    hope for the best
    prepare for the worst
    expect for nothing
    and you'll never get hurt

  18. ilovemusicxoxo89 ilovemusicxoxo89
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 11:56am UTC
    Awesome Comebacks #7
    Them: You're so tall! How's the weather up there?
    You: (Spits) It's raining.

  19. happylemon51 happylemon51
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    Does anyone e l se t h i nk i t 's
    Weird
    how you ca n' t sme l l your own house?

  20. RiahJo RiahJo
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 2:20pm UTC
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