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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 6:39pm UTC

Witty logic:
Wittians: PEOPLE NEED TO BE MORE ORIGINAL!
Wittians: *Favouites the quote from Tumblr instead of the original poem that someone wrote*

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dreamer*
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January 30, 2014 3:17pm UTC

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine,can I have ketchup?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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_Jannette
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 11:34am UTC

High School
is like a free trial on education
and then once you've graduated they say
"ok now if you want to continue, please pay $50,000"
Jannette's Format

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*Tori Leigh*

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January 30, 2014 8:32am UTC

Imma be 80 years old and telling people:
"Oh, yeah, I'm Native Wittian."
"My people and I had a great leader, too."
them: *blinks*
"His name was Steve."
"Yeah. Steve was pretty chill."

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Detention*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 9:31am UTC

And at this moment, I swear I was done with maths.

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Detention*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 7:58am UTC

Some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

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Detention*
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January 19, 2014 12:51pm UTC

obviously "i didnt feel like it" isnt an acceptable excuse for undone homework.

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Detention*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 12:47pm UTC

obviously some girls' legs are meant to be in the air

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Detention*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 12:41pm UTC

i was babysitting this little girl and suddenly she was like i can see your bra, i wear a bra too and she pulled her shirt up and she had practically no boobs and shE WAS WEARING A B CUP

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Detention*
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January 18, 2014 4:38pm UTC

12year olds being like: oh my gosh i'm pregnant
me being like: oh my gosh i made eye contact

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Detention*
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January 18, 2014 4:29pm UTC

Guys, I'm not going to be on witty for the next 5 minutes... I'm really going to miss you :c

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