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1. lol_so_true
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   July 5, 2012 6:37pm UTC
   lolsotrue: #95
   Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
   
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2. lol_so_true
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   July 5, 2012 6:34pm UTC
   lolsotrue: #94
   When tempted to fight fire with fire,remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
   
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3. lol_so_true
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   July 5, 2012 6:32pm UTC
   lolsotrue: #93
   Worst excuse for not turning in your homework; I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
   
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4. lol_so_true
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   July 5, 2012 6:29pm UTC
   lolsotrue: #92
   Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
   
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5. lol_so_true
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   July 5, 2012 6:27pm UTC
   lolsotrue: #91
   One of the greatest pleasures in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
   
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6. lol_so_true
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   July 5, 2012 6:25pm UTC
   lolsotrue: #90
   Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
   
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7. lol_so_true
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   July 5, 2012 6:21pm UTC
   lolsotrue: #89
   Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all it's students.
   
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8. lol_so_true
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   July 5, 2012 6:18pm UTC
   lolsotrue: #88
   Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
   
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9. lol_so_true
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   July 5, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   lolsotrue: #87
   Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
   
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10. lol_so_true
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    July 5, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    lolsotrue: #86
    Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
    
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11. lol_so_true
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    July 1, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    lolsotrue: #85
    Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ringtone.
    
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12. lol_so_true
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    July 1, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    lolsotrue: #84
    Everybody want to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
    
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13. lol_so_true
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    June 24, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    lolsotrue: #83
    To steal from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
    
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14. lol_so_true
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    June 24, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    lolsotrue: #82
    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
    
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15. lol_so_true
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    June 24, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    lolsotrue: #81
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
    
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16. lol_so_true
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    June 24, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    lolsotrue: #80
    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
    
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17. lol_so_true
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    June 24, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    lolsotrue: #79
    If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
    
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18. lol_so_true
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    June 18, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    lolsotrue: #78
    Evening news is where they start with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
    
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19. lol_so_true
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    June 18, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    lolsotrue: #77
    If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
    
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20. lol_so_true
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    June 18, 2012 11:17pm UTC
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