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Member Since: 13 May 2009 07:26pm

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  1. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2010 5:14pm UTC
    Bury all your secrets in my skin.
    Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins.
    The air around me still feels like a cage
    And love is just a camoflage for what resembles rage

  2. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Yes.
    I'm going to admit it.
    Your cute. You make me laugh when I
    dont even want to smile.
    Your charming and you know all the right things to say.
    Your simply Irrisistable
    But I am aware,
    You dont even know I exist.
    all mine. Ask permission to jock,
    with credit of course.
    *<3*

  3. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2009 7:02pm UTC
    and even though
    i dont plan on messaging you
    waiting for you to sign on facebook is
    killing me
    :) make it pretty but give me credit (:

  4. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2009 3:25pm UTC
    as i wash my hands in the burning water
    memories of you come flooding back
    all mine no jocking

  5. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    Just bang your head and watch sparks fly
    all mine no jocking

  6. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2009 9:55pm UTC
    Sooner or later you're gonna hate it
    Go ahead and throw your life away
    Driving me under, leaving me out there
    Go ahead and throw your life away

  7. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 11:23pm UTC
    i want to go to bed
    for the
    50% chance
    i'll dream of
    him<3
    all mine. lazy with colors, if ur gonna repost, give me credit

  8. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 11:20pm UTC
    me: MOM! i love this song turn it up!!
    my mom: NO! WERE AT A CHURCH!!!
    haha actually happened

  9. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 7:19pm UTC
    WHAT ALL KISSES MEAN
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.
    Repost this as "what every kiss means

  10. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 1:45pm UTC
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outin
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.
    <33333333333333

  11. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2009 3:47pm UTC
    TRUE STORY
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this
    (PLEASE ADD A HEART WHEN YOU REPOST THIS {IF YOU DO}
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  12. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2009 3:30pm UTC
    &+ whether i like it or not
    my HEART beats faster
    and my BREATH comes short
    whenever
    HE walks in
    all mine NO jocking!!!

  13. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2009 4:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2009 7:32pm UTC
    Today, I was at work having a pretend pokemon battle against my coworker. I was about to bring out my Pikachu to use against her Sandshrew when an old lady slapped my hand. "Electric is weak against ground! Use my Treecko!" I did. I won the battle. It made my summer. MLIA
    found it on mylifeisaverage.com i added some pizzaz =)

  15. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2009 7:27pm UTC
    Left alone with only reflections of the memory
    To face the ugly girl that's smothering me..

  16. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2009 7:23pm UTC
    This self discovery
    Redemption taking hold of my mind
    A serenade of haunting voices
    Calling me away
    To feast upon the night
    The source of my felicity
    Dark maiden taking hold of my hand
    Lead me away
    From hibernation
    Strong and unafraid
    Never a question why

  17. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2009 5:10pm UTC
    I
    love
    ^hope something eats^
    you

  18. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2009 3:53pm UTC
    Don't read this or else you'll have to repost it!
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

  19. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 5:28pm UTC
    &+ just because
    i listen to music
    with lots of screaming
    doesnt mean that im
    EMO
    all be my NO JOCKING

  20. llm2674 llm2674
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2009 2:41pm UTC
    Just because the song is over doesnt mean you shouldnt enjoy the music.
    -one tree hill, peyton sawyer

:)

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