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ljb18

1. ljb18
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2009 12:15am UTC
   H e y b o y !
   You're pretty :)
   
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2. ljb18
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   November 11, 2009 12:06am UTC
   ******************************
   I can't catch my breath
   'Cause you take it away
   but if for some strange reason,
   I manage to breathe normally again,
   I would use that time to say
   i LOVE YOU.
   
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3. ljb18
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   October 9, 2009 10:51pm UTC
   I"ll stick my foot so far up your behind
   you'll have toes for teeth.
   
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4. ljb18
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   October 9, 2009 10:45pm UTC
   I'll slap the caps off your knees
   #2
   
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5. ljb18
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   October 9, 2009 10:34pm UTC
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6. ljb18
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   October 1, 2009 8:52pm UTC
   Pick up line #1
   If I could arrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together ;)
   Pick up line comback #1
   If I could arrange the alphabet, I'd put F & U together :D
   all mine
   
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7. ljb18
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   September 27, 2009 12:12am UTC
   So*what*do*you*say*
   to taking ♥chances?
   W h a t d o y o u s a y t o j u m p i n g
   Off the edge?
   
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8. ljb18
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2009 11:39pm UTC
   &;; The people who told you they'd be there forever,
   were crossing their fingers and whispering ''never''
   </3
   
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9. ljb18
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   September 24, 2009 9:32pm UTC
   Chuck Norris Quote #2
   If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars,
   Chuck Norris has more money than you.
   
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10. ljb18
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    September 24, 2009 9:29pm UTC
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11. ljb18
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    September 19, 2009 8:30pm UTC
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12. ljb18
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    September 18, 2009 1:33pm UTC
    Hey Stephen I know looks can be decieving
    but I know I saw a light in you
    As we walked, we were talking
    I didn't say half the things I wanted to.
    <3
    
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13. ljb18
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2009 7:38pm UTC
    9-11-09
    8 years ago from today
    hundreds of thousands of innocent people, dead.
    So, please, let's be thankful.
    That we're living,
    that we're breathing,
    that we've got our whole lives ahead of us.
    Because the people in those planes will never get another chance.
    Be thankful everyday that you're still here
    because you never know which day will be your last.</3
    R.I.P
    the victims of 9/11
    You will always be in our hearts.
    
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14. ljb18
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 10:45pm UTC
    RECUERDAME
    amándote
    mirándote a los ojos
    atándome a tu vida
    recuerdame
    amándote
    esperándote tranquila
    sin rencores sin medida
    recuerdame recuerdame
    QUE MI ALMA FUE TATUADA EN PIEL
    
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15. ljb18
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 10:19pm UTC
    Funny things to do at school!! :D
    1) Tape a $5 bill to the ground and see how many kids try to pick it up
    2) Splatter ketchup all over the bathroom stalls and watch people freak out when the walk in.
    3) Come up with a fake homework assignment and try to convince people that there was a 5 page essay due today.
    4) Glue somebody’s locker shut.
    5) Ask the teacher when nap time is. ( Brink blanket and pacifier for backup)
    6) Throw all your books on the floor and tell your teacher that learning is against your religion.
    7) Add hot sauce to someone’s food when they aren’t looking.
    8) Put tampons in someone’s bookbag.
    9) Change your ring tone to “My Humps” by Fergie and have your friend call you during a test.
    10) Make a Voo Doo doll out of your teacher and continuously poke it with a pencil and say in a freaky voice, “Do your homework…. DO IT!!”
    11) Bring in Anti-Bacterial wipes and hand sanitizer and wipe your desk every 5 minutes. Frantically put /on hand sanitizer every time someone touches you.
    12) Clip your toenails in the middle of class.
    13) When the teacher asks you where your homework, search everywhere, then when the teacher’s watching, pull it out of your bra and continue with the classwork.
    All mine J
    
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16. ljb18
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    August 25, 2009 12:08am UTC
    My Heart Stops
    My knees shake.
    It's almost like an [(earthquake)]
    I twirl my hair,
    I glance your way,
    are you gonna notice me today?
    Our eyes meet,
    I can't breathe,
    Now do you see what you do to me?
    
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17. ljb18
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    August 22, 2009 6:44pm UTC
    type here
    My lipgloss is poppin'
    My lipgloss is cool
    All the boys keep jockin'
    They chase me after school
    ¸,¡|IvI|¡,¸
    ¹i|¡,¡||i¹
    
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18. ljb18
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 2:14pm UTC
    ≈Admit it≈
    When your mom is yelling at you,
    you're secretly trying not to crack up :D
    Haha #2
    
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19. ljb18
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    August 19, 2009 11:33pm UTC
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20. ljb18
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    August 19, 2009 12:34am UTC
    Watch my wildest dreams come true.
    NOTxONExOFxTHEMxINVOLVINGx
    Y O U ♥
    
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