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lizitish
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 1:22pm UTC

why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
{incase he got a hole in one}

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lizitish
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 1:12pm UTC

mother nature:
the one person i hate getting
gifts from
elmo_bigbird
not my formatt

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lizitish
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 7:51pm UTC

No Witty...
i will not simmer down.

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lizitish
posted a quote
May 12, 2011 7:27pm UTC

why was the cookie sad?
bECAUSE ITS MOM WAS A WAFER TOO LONG

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lizitish
posted a quote
May 12, 2011 6:30pm UTC

Tomorrow is Friday
The 13th
AHH!

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lizitish
posted a quote
May 10, 2011 3:34pm UTC

If I wanted your opinion
I would of asked
♥

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lizitish
posted a quote
May 1, 2011 10:49am UTC

&Why is it called after dark
when it's really after light ♥

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lizitish
posted a quote
May 1, 2011 10:42am UTC

Being home alone
And carrying a baseball bat and a butter knife where ever you go

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lizitish
posted a quote
May 1, 2011 10:36am UTC

& That One Kid
That stays quiet in class when there is a substitute, while everyone else is yelling and doing their own thing :)
Is anyone else
sick and tired of hearing about the Royal Wedding?
nmf

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lizitish
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 6:49pm UTC

Opening your contact case
and laughing because they look like googley
eyes
♥

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lizitish
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 5:45pm UTC

Just because i said I
was full,
Doesn't mean I don't want
dessert, MOM.

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lizitish
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 5:33pm UTC

Favoriting a quote
just because it's on top quotes
( ;

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lizitish
posted a quote
April 9, 2011 6:45pm UTC

That moment of embarrassment
When you try to open a water bottle, and you
can't so you give it to your friend
And they open it the first try.
- ♥ -

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lizitish
posted a quote
April 8, 2011 6:56pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you're trying to eavesdrop, and you sneeze

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lizitish
posted a quote
April 1, 2011 4:11pm UTC

~why i sit ~
your bed is always way more comfortable in the morning?
♥

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lizitish
posted a quote
March 29, 2011 4:09pm UTC

Today I ate
a hotdog
////////////// mlia \\\\\\\\\\\\\
what? it is MyLifeIsAverage

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lizitish
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 11:27am UTC

doesn't it suck
when you have a great
d.r.e.a.m.
but wake up
and forget
e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g.

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lizitish
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 11:22am UTC

Since there's a
B I K I N I B O T T O M
is there a
B I K I N I T O P ?

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lizitish
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 11:17am UTC

that awkward moment
w h e n y o u re i n t h e
movies and it's silent
so you stop chewing your
popcorn

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lizitish
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 11:08am UTC

your mind is like a parachute
it only works if it's
open

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