Witty Profiles

lizbeth

1. lizbeth
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 4:55pm UTC
   What realtionships are made of now days: 1 male+ 1 female+ 1 hoe+ 1 ex trying to ruin everything+ 1 friend who sercretly trying to get it to end
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
2. lizbeth
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 4:53pm UTC
   Only way a guy should hurt a girl, is by hugging her to tight <3
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
3. lizbeth
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 9:38pm UTC
   Your body isn't wrong.
   Society is.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
4. lizbeth
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 9:36pm UTC
   Dear Santa:
   for chirstmas i would like to be able to look at the mirror and actually like what i see.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
5. lizbeth
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC
   I'll be your Buzz Lightyear&
   love you to infinity and beyond <3
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points
6. lizbeth
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 4:44pm UTC
   not gonna lie i really want a witty friend that i can tell everything to and wont judge me..
   anyone?:)
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
7. lizbeth
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2011 5:56pm UTC
   You were born an original...
   don't die a copy...
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
8. lizbeth
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2011 4:58pm UTC
   i remember when i was cool and got into other peoples relationships....
   Oh wait i was never that coool.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
9. lizbeth
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2011 4:57pm UTC
   The worst kind of eye contact:
   eye contact through the slit in the bathroom door while your trying to take a crap
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
10. lizbeth
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
11. lizbeth
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
12. lizbeth
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    Dear people who say "fav if you care"
    how does this make you feel better? its people you don't know faving it for you. I get it, its said that you dog died or someone in your family got cancer but asking people to fav if you care? really? looks to me someone is just trying to get top quote.. :)
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
13. lizbeth
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    I blame Disney for get my hopes up on finding a boy A MAN who's perfectly romantic <3
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
14. lizbeth
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:55am UTC
    Cool story bro
    you should tell it at parties...
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
15. lizbeth
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:50am UTC
    Dear witty people:
    i understand there is adds on witty now, and i do believe that almost everyone had look at one and thought it was an actual quote but to make 1300 quotes about them is RIDICULOUS!
    Sincerely:
    getting really po at every other quote about them
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
16. lizbeth
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    Confession #2
    i hate liking a guy, cause i always fall for them. And when i say fall i mean fall hard, and they end up liking someone else..
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
17. lizbeth
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    Confession #1
    I fall... a lot. People say I'm a clutz. When in reality I'm just giving the floor a hug.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
18. lizbeth
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    A smile is the best make-up a girl can wear :)
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
19. lizbeth
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    Note to self:
    just because he seems nice and sweet and different from all the other guys.... Chances are he's not.. He's probably just like all the others, only playing the game better..
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
20. lizbeth
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles