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livsawesome

1. livsawesome
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2013 9:03pm UTC
   Reasons to date me:
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   5. please
   
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2. livsawesome
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 7:39pm UTC
   Friends, enemies
   whats the difference?
   
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3. livsawesome
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 5:55pm UTC
   I don't have haters.
   I have fans in denial.
   
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4. livsawesome
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 5:53pm UTC
   Finding out an attractive person has a twin is the best thing ever !!
   
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5. livsawesome
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 1:16pm UTC
   scene: girlfriends trying to read love peom to boyfriend while hes watching football
   Girlfriend: roses are red violet are blue -
   Boyfriend: cool story babe now go make me a sandwitch
   (Girlfriend storms out of the room)
   
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6. livsawesome
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 1:42am UTC
   That moment when someone says that its not phisicaly posible to lick your elbow but you have that erg and you still have to try anyway.
   
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7. livsawesome
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 1:27am UTC
   "I dont know about you but i think i dated you too ooooo. I dont you but ive dated you and you everything will be alright if you keep dumping me, and ive got have you gotta have youuuu. "
   -Taylor Swift
   
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8. livsawesome
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   July 25, 2013 1:09am UTC
   when he says its over
   And it comes to that sad moment when you know he still wants to hold on to you.
   
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9. livsawesome
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 12:50am UTC
   HEY YOU
   Yes you, wait no not you, no the other guy, hey yes you, hey do like tacos?
   
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