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laurenps
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May 27, 2012 2:57pm UTC

Did you know...That in Texas Summers.You can put foil on your car windshieldAnd put cookie douigh on top of it for 2 hoursYou can make cookies? Mind=Blown(c)Laurenps Follow for a Follow

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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May 26, 2012 3:54pm UTC

An 8th Grade Class
Teacher: Okay class, in body language, what would a smile mean?
Kid 1: Happy
Teacher: Good! Anything Else?
Kid 2: Excitement
Teacher: Good, anything else? There's one more
*no one raises their hand*
*finnaly a kid raises hand*
Kid who never talks: Well, it usually means that they are actually not happy at all and just need someone to know that they are not okay.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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musicaddict27
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March 11, 2012 2:13pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you're taking off your jeans,
and your underwear decides to come off too.nmf

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musicaddict27
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March 11, 2012 2:33pm UTC

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I hate being bi-polar,
It's awesome!
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Girl24_Next24_Door24
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May 27, 2012 12:07pm UTC

*In future generations, woman has a baby*
Woman: I think I'll name her Sarah.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name is already taken. You could try Sarah479 or Sarah_09.
Woman:
Doctor:

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