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livie0997
posted a quote
August 18, 2009 11:07pm UTC

Did anybody else alomst cry when they saw the
Orange Glow
commercial and Billy Mays wasnt on it?
livie0997 original

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livie0997
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 7:59pm UTC

Today,
I met a guy who introduced himself as "Mack." I told him, "I'm a PC." He then proceeded to ask me what "PC" stood for. I didn't know, so I just left him akwardly. MLIA
credit*

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livie0997
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 7:54pm UTC

Today,
As I was laying in bed with my stuffed animals, I realized that my Simba stuffy had his paw right on my dolls chest. I moved his hand and told him to not be inappropriate. I do not allow my stuffed animals to sexually harass each other. MLIA

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livie0997
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 7:47pm UTC

Today,
My girlfriend asked me if I was thinking aout marriage. I did not want to answer, so I tried to chew it over with twix. Time did not stop, and I ate it awkwardly. She just stared. MLIA
I'm not a guy but its funny anyways

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livie0997
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 7:45pm UTC

Today,
I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA.
I'm not a guy, but it's funny anyways

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livie0997
posted a quote
April 11, 2009 1:04pm UTC

If we go down, we go down
together.
Best friends means best friends
forever.

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livie0997
posted a quote
April 11, 2009 1:04pm UTC

fake
smiles can only
hold in
[your] tears
for so long

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livie0997
posted a quote
April 11, 2009 12:59pm UTC

my knight
in Shining
armor turned
out to be a
loser in
aluminum foil.
- got it from iconator.com

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livie0997
posted a quote
April 11, 2009 12:41pm UTC

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is getting married
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is not getting divorced yet
At age 70 success is having a drivers license
At age 75 success is not dying.
At age 80 success is not peeing in yourpants.
I edited it with the colors and so it's not as important. But i loved the idea
some credit

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livie0997
posted a quote
April 5, 2009 10:54pm UTC

if everyone cared & nobody cried;
if everyone loved & nobody lied ;;
if everyone shared and swallowed
their pride, then we'd see the d a y
wHen noBoDY DIes

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livie0997
posted a quote
March 31, 2009 7:06pm UTC

you cant buy happiness
but you can buy ice ceam
and thats pretty damn close

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livie0997
posted a quote
March 31, 2009 7:05pm UTC

Medically speaking you're
adorable

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livie0997
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 2:51pm UTC

Cinderella is living proof
.--»that shoes can change your life«--

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livie0997
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 2:41pm UTC

Fake girls get all dressed up,
thinkin' they look all goodie.
When me & my girls look hot,
rockin' sweats & a hoodie
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livie0997
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 2:39pm UTC

A wise man once said,
"I don't know. Ask a woman."
CREDIT!! <3

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livie0997
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 2:35pm UTC

Because of you,
half the time I
don’t even *know* that
I’m smiling :]

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livie0997
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 2:34pm UTC

Sometimes;
all you can do
is smile and nod

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livie0997
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 2:30pm UTC

best friends are the reason we have
empty fridges, dirty rooms, inside
jokes, [ extreme ]makeovers,

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livie0997
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 2:28pm UTC

best friends means killing eachother
over a bag of chips &* in the e n d. .
not saying sorry but.. <33*
"haha, too bad loser"

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livie0997
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 2:27pm UTC

i love you girls
we have the wildest sleepovers... the weirdest
insides.. we stay up all night watching weird
shows together . eating junkfood, yelling at
each other.surfing through youtube, looking
at icons, waking up the parents. there's no
other way to explain this in any other words
we are best friends

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