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livexlifex96
posted a quote
November 30, 2010 6:09pm UTC

Heres a riddle.
I cant get that one peice of hair to do what I want.
I want that one guy I cant have
I mouth off to my parents.
question: Who Am I?
answer: Basic teenage girl

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livexlifex96
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November 30, 2010 6:03pm UTC

My last name means the color black in german:)

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livexlifex96
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November 30, 2010 6:01pm UTC

So I wrote on my german paper "I <3 buddy the elf!" because me and my friend had just watched the movie. My german teacher then collected the paper! Now she gives me weird looks :)

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livexlifex96
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November 11, 2010 7:41pm UTC

"It's not a dandruff problem Josh, it's a women problem."
"Dad has cramps?" Oh Drake and Josh! I love you!!!

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livexlifex96
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September 24, 2010 6:13pm UTC

Favorite this if you highlited before reading this!

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livexlifex96
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September 24, 2010 5:23pm UTC

Favorite this if you are a girl who likes some one that you arent allowed to! and when i say arent allowed to i mean if one of your friends likes him too...

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livexlifex96
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September 19, 2010 10:07pm UTC

& even though my brother doesn't live with us anymore.. he still manages to get all of the attention. so why do i want him to move back home?

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livexlifex96
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September 19, 2010 10:05pm UTC

in my family.. i will just finally be the one getting noticed.. then someone shows me up, and i'm left alone. again.

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livexlifex96
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September 19, 2010 9:30pm UTC

& when I type the word EPIC, I feel the need to MAKE IT ALL CAPS. (;
mineeeee (:

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livexlifex96
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August 30, 2010 8:12pm UTC

Am I the only who giggles to my self when an adult says "That's neat!"?

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livexlifex96
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August 29, 2010 11:02pm UTC

Time doesn't heal all wounds. Chocolate does. ☺♥

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livexlifex96
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August 29, 2010 6:03pm UTC

& when my mom gives me the "If all of your friends jumped off of a bridge, would you?" speech I always think in my head "No. Because number one that would hurt. And number two my friends aren't retarded and decide to jump off of a bridge."
minne:)

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livexlifex96
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August 26, 2010 7:10pm UTC

Isn't it annoying when people say "shh... " when you arent even talking?

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livexlifex96
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August 26, 2010 6:12pm UTC

& when my mom asks "If all of your jumped off a bridge, would you" I all ways think "No, because number one, that would hurt. And number two, my friends arent retarded they wouldnt jump off of a bridge."
allll mine ♥

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livexlifex96
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August 24, 2010 6:13pm UTC

I am thirteen, no doubt about it. But I still think that foamy soap is the WORLDS BEST INVENTION. ♥

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livexlifex96
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August 21, 2010 9:28pm UTC

Mom: "Have fun. Be safe!"
Kid: "No."
Mom: "What?"
Kid: "Mom, I can't do both."

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livexlifex96
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August 21, 2010 9:23pm UTC

Cousins are weird. They can either be your best friend or your worst nightmare. But no matter what they are always there for you or atleast they should be. And even if they AREN'T THERE FOR YOU... you should be because so many people don't realize how short their life is. And that you can lose anyone at anytime.

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livexlifex96
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August 18, 2010 1:12pm UTC

ok so i was texting my friend a while ago and i dont go to the same school as him. so i was texing him and his girlfried stole his phone and was like telling me to stop texting him and stuff . so i texting him again like a week later and then she texted back from his phone and said if u text me one more time i will call the cops and i thought it was him. so i got mad at him for like the longest time and then the next time at confirmation he was talking to me and i ignored him. he asked whats wrong and i said your girlfriend. she is horrble and i almost started crying. the reason for that is i used to love him since 6th grade. :( sorry felt like venting.

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livexlifex96
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August 18, 2010 1:04pm UTC

& when I'm with you... I get shy and just look into your eyes.

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livexlifex96
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August 17, 2010 11:29pm UTC

Am i the only one who still gets happy when...
the teacher says good question?

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