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  1. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:07pm UTC
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  2. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    "My Crush"
    Say your crushes name six times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide what's more important, love or 10 million dollars.
    Now make one last wish, the love or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject
    "My Crush"
    And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush...

  3. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT 101:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  4. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 1:00am UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you

  5. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 11:27am UTC
    My Crush
    Say your crushes name six times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
    Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds
    with the subject "My Crush"
    And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush

  6. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 9:37am UTC
    Why do we sleep through Church, but stay awake for a 3 hour movie?
    Why is it hard to pray, but easy to cuss?
    Why is it hard to re-post a Godly bulletin, but easy to re-post the mean ones?
    Why can people worship a celebrity, but not God?
    Gonna ignore this?
    Afraid to get laughed at?
    The Lord said, If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front my Father.
    Re-post this if you believe in Jesus♥

  7. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church,
    but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God,
    but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
    but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
    Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller,
    but bars and clubs are growing?
    Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in,
    when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this?
    Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you.
    The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
    90% of you won't repost this, Be part of the 10% that will.

  8. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    What every kiss means
    kiss on the stomach; i'm ready.
    kiss on the forehead; i hope were together forever.
    kiss on the ear; your my everything.
    kiss on the cheek; we're friends.
    kiss on the hand; i adore you.
    kiss on the neck; we belong together.
    kiss on the shoulder; i want you.
    kiss on the lips; i like you.
    What the gesture means...
    holding hands; We definitely like each other.
    slap on the butt; that's mine.
    holding on tight; i don't want to let go.
    looking into each other's eyes; i just plain like you.
    playing with hair; tell me you love me.
    arms around the waist; i like you too much to let go.
    laughing while kissing; i am completely comfortable with you.
    Advice;
    don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    if you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in love.
    Requirements; post this again after reading or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within one minute and whoever you are missing will surprise you

  9. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE

  10. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 12:09am UTC
    on a sheet of paper,write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender
    #7. California or Florida
    #8. lake or ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    SCROLL DOWN
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is:
    A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find yoursoulmate
    5. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California: You like adventures
    Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday

  11. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 11:59am UTC
    i have cancer the doctors finally found a cure but its gonna take another 3 months </3

  12. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 1:14pm UTC
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  13. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 1:03pm UTC
    Good luck!! tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you something good will happen between 1:00-4:oopm tomorrow it could be ANYWHERE get ready for the biggest shock of ur lifeIf you don't post this on u r page within 15 minutes your love life will be terrible for the next ten years!

  14. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
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    December 19, 2010 12:59pm UTC
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  15. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 9:43pm UTC
    My Crush
    My Crush ♥ Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.Decide what's more important, love,or 10 million-dollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" and you'll
    get an unexpected talk from your crush. DON'T screw it up.

  16. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:30am UTC
    TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYY!!(:
    I'm turning 16!!!!!!(:

  17. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    TEST UR TONGUE! ♥ * ;
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
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    now, make 2 wishes!
    they will come true! (:
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes Hurry! ;)

  18. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
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    November 14, 2010 4:49pm UTC
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  19. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 8:38am UTC
    i am not trying to be self centered or coincided.
    but i just got sergery on my foot an you please pray for me i cant walk four 6 weeks i have to be on crunches
    !!
    thankyou(:
    praise the lord (:

  20. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2010 5:21pm UTC
    whats the 30 days letter thing i have all the the theam things on my phone i need the last five please (:

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