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  1. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 4:00pm UTC
    not my borderr.
    D0/\/T T4Lk 2 /\/\3 Lyk3 d!s
    I just might come out of this computer screen and smack you:]

  2. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 3:20pm UTC
    secret #...
    I don't give a damn. I want to stop seeing just these on witty.

  3. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 7:10pm UTC
    "Our Love is
    like a Dream."♥
    Oh wait, our love really is like a dream because thats the only place you love me back.♥

  4. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 9:23pm UTC
    I love the way your eyes shine when you look at me ♥

  5. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 9:18pm UTC
    The s.p.a.c.e.s
    between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.

  6. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    Take me back Yto the nightY we fell in l.o.v.e one shot; [now or never.]

  7. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 1:03am UTC
    I love the way your eyes shine when you look at me ♥

  8. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2010 6:31pm UTC
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    51% won't repost this

  9. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 4:39pm UTC
    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    So does anyone else not like the new set up for witty profiles or is it just me?
    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    press the new ugly Y if you want the old layout back

  10. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2010 12:52am UTC
    Read the WHOLE thing. It's beautiful. Try not to cry thoughhh!
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?
    REPOST THIS, it's not just an ordinary chain letter. . .

  11. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2010 2:02pm UTC
    Who does the ________ player
    (_.·´¯`·×»PLAY «×·´¯`·._)
    Once he has p.l.a.y.e.d us all?

  12. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2010 10:41pm UTC
    Friends are like potatoes
    If you eat them
    they die.

  13. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    Here's to my Best Friend.
    The girl i can always count on to be there for me.
    The one who I can tell anything to and she won't judge me.
    She's the girl that when someone hurts me she flips out and makes me laugh.
    I have been through alot with her. From pre-school to freshmen year.
    From almost fainting because we ate to many sugar cubes for our project
    to the crazy and wild sleepovers that she has to pour fruit punch in a bowl
    so she won't spill it on my carpet. She will always be a part of me.
    Forever and ever we will be friends. I love you best friend.
    Here's to my Best Friend.
    *rough draft*

  14. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2010 7:54pm UTC
    Girl: I love him, but I'm to afraid to tell him because I don't want to lose the friendship we share.
    Boy: I love her, but I'm to afraid to tell her because I don't want to lose the friendship we share.
    Both of them are madly in love, but are to afraid to lose the great friendship that they already have and neither of them are willing to lose that.
    It will always be a secret. </3

  15. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2010 7:33pm UTC
    & Boy
    "Why don't you have a condom on your head?"
    Because if.your.going.to.act like a
    ¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♥♥♥♥*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯
    ♥(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♥dick♥*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♥
    ♥♥(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♥♥
    then x you x might x as x well x d.r.e.s.s x like x one x too.

  16. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2010 11:23pm UTC
    I loved you more than you will ever know.
    I watched you turn into the person you said you wouldn't
    turn into. The jerk you swore you would never be.
    The one who said, I promise you I won't be like that.
    The one who told me they loved me at random times
    just to make sure that I always remembered. The one
    who said they wouldnt say mean things about me once
    we broke up. Say what you want to say though because if
    you didn't care or think about me anymore then you wouldnt
    bother saying it. I finally realise that were not meant to be and I hope
    you don't miss me because I'm not going to come back.
    So I'm here to say my last goodbye because I'm moving on and not looking back.

  17. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2010 10:29pm UTC
    && Boy could you please tell your pants it's not polite to point especially not at pretty girls.

  18. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2010 12:48am UTC
    If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."
    ~Marilyn Monroe~

  19. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2010 12:13am UTC

    I believe that everything happens for a reason, but I think it's important
    to seek out that reason
    ~Drew Barrymore~

  20. liveforhockey liveforhockey
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:33am UTC
    I f.a.k.e text when i'm in a »weird« moment
    and the .:funny:. thing is
    I don't even have t.e.x.t.i.n.g :]


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