Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

live_your_life_x3

  1. TeamJacobxo TeamJacobxo
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 10:59am EST
    I'm always the one giving advice
    Helping people with their own problems .
    Not one person has ever stopped & thought,
    I wonder if shes okay /// ♥

  2. crazyyx56 crazyyx56
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 5:51pm EST
    I just dropped Skittles in the toilet and flushed
    (it was like a 10 second Nascar Race ♥')

  3. SineeaadxD SineeaadxD
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 2:22pm EST
    click to see this quote


  4. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  5. KissKissX KissKissX
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 4:09pm EST
    I fell off the treadmill this morning at the gym, and the guy running next to me laughed. 2 seconds later he fell too. Karma? I think so!
    MLIA.

  6. peacelovejockingg peacelovejockingg
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 3:10pm EST
    click to see this quote

  7. princesspamelaa princesspamelaa
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 8:01pm EDT
    Have you ever...
    Looked fear in the eye and said i just dont care anymore?

  8. live_laugh_love_life live_laugh_love_life
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 11:10pm EDT
    Today a guy in my class got in trouble. Why? He was playing with a plastic dinosaur toy, making it bite peoples hair off, instead of studying. I love high school.
    MLIA

  9. mariaxanne mariaxanne
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 11:25pm EDT
    //////////////////////////
    & he walked in
    when everyone else walked out.♥

  10. archuleta96 archuleta96
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 9:37am EDT
    My friend
    was talking to a guy on the Internet who
    started threatening her that he would
    come to her house and hurt her. She has
    three little brothers, all of whom slept on
    her floor and outside her door for a
    week with nerf guns, and water guns to
    make sure their big sister felt safe
    Kids Like This GMH♥

  11. meggieb131 meggieb131
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 7:36pm EDT
    You Are
    T H E O N L Y E X C E P T I O N [♥]

  12. laklak9614 laklak9614
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 9:17pm EDT
    Today, I was getting stressed out
    over my physics homework. Just
    then, my cat walked across the
    keyboard of my computer and
    typed "=]". My day just got
    substantially better.
    MLIA

  13. sallysuee sallysuee
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 9:27pm EDT
    Roses are red;
    Violets are blue;
    I gave you my heart..
    You ripped it in two. </3
    *sorry if it's on here.

  14. runaway_from_reality runaway_from_reality
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 8:29pm EDT
    I wish we can Google how a certain person feels about us

  15. xredcrayonsx xredcrayonsx
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 8:59pm EDT
    10-10-10
    at
    10:10pm.
    Who else is staying up tomorrow?♥

  16. LeleNRenziRockinOut LeleNRenziRockinOut
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 11:53am EDT
    The person that makes you smile, is
    the same person that makes you cry.
    The thing is, that they don't know.

  17. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 8:36pm EDT
    Today my parents were mad at each other for some reason.
    We were in the car on the way to my grandparents.
    My dad thought he would be smart
    and when we saw some cows and bulls
    in a nearby pasture, he smirked and said,
    "Relatives of yours?"
    Without missing a beat my mother replied,
    "Yes. By marriage."
    MLIA

  18. live_laugh_love_life live_laugh_love_life
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 11:05pm EDT
    Today, i was having a noodle
    ready-meal. In the
    instructions it said to "rip
    the
    lid of in a manly fashion". I
    then proceeded to rip of
    the
    lid roaring like the
    Incredible
    Hulk.
    *MLIA*
    nott my borderr-credit to caitlinmr

  19. xxgirlsyourbeautifulxx xxgirlsyourbeautifulxx
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 12:50am EDT
    Google
    [ Beautiful, indivudal that is extremely unique.| ]
    Web
    Did you mean: The girl reading this quote ?

  20. Squeezel Squeezel
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 11:16pm EDT
    click to see this quote

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2020 Witty Profiles