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1. live_laugh_love_8
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   February 16, 2011 9:09pm UTC
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2. live_laugh_love_8
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   February 16, 2011 4:58pm UTC
   Greatness
   i s w h a t w e ' r e o n t h e b r i n k o f
   
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3. live_laugh_love_8
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   February 14, 2011 9:40pm UTC
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4. live_laugh_love_8
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   January 27, 2011 8:30pm UTC
   If you came across
   a $20 bill and a $50 bill
   Which would you choose?
   well i would choose both... :)
   
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5. live_laugh_love_8
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   January 25, 2011 8:27pm UTC
   Dear Boys,
   G o t c h a !
   Sincerely, Push up bras
   
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6. live_laugh_love_8
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2011 7:53pm UTC
   One Day
   ...It hit me...
   [ l i k e a t r a i n ]
   that I like you
   a lot more than I expected
   
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7. live_laugh_love_8
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2011 6:25pm UTC
   Hippopotomonstrosesquippiedalio phobia
   is the fear of
   l o n g w o r d s.
   
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8. live_laugh_love_8
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   January 17, 2011 12:01pm UTC
   When you talk to me
   my stomach gets little butterflies♥
   no not my format
   
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9. live_laugh_love_8
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   January 15, 2011 11:11pm UTC
   just one question...
   why is it always me?
   
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10. live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    Story of my Life
    I get comfy
    ...then I realize
    I have to pee.
    
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11. live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Do you know the relationship between your two eyes?
    They blink together, move together,
    cry together,
    see things together, and sleep together
    even though they never see each other.
    Love should be just like that.
    
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12. live_laugh_love_8
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    December 30, 2010 8:13pm UTC
    Boy: Make a C with your right hand .
    Girl: okayy .*makes a C.*
    Boy: *smiles and makes c with his left hand, placing it near hers.*
    Girl: A heart?
    Boy: no . my stomach. and its empty, make me a sandwich.
    oohh what a douche!
    oh
    
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13. live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 8:10pm UTC
    Elementary School
    *crying* I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK!!!
    Middle School
    I didn't do it...
    High School
    We had homework?
    
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14. live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 7:45pm UTC
    I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
    I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
    I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
    I WHIP MY HAI-
    O W ! M Y N E C K ! !
    
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15. live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 7:34pm UTC
    I'm not going to be one of those girlfriends who
    complains
    that my boyfriend plays black ops too much
    because
    I'm going to be playing it with him.
    mine
    
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16. live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 6:57pm UTC
    My Daddy told me that if I have nothing nice to say
    then don't say anything at all.
    ...But my Dad i sn't here r ight now, AND YOUR A WEENIE!
    
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17. live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 8:41pm UTC
    Today
    I saw a Proactiv commercial with Justin Bieber as the spokesperson.
    Dont you have to go through puberty to get a.c.n.e.?
    MLIA
    mylifeisaverage.com
    not mine :)
    sorry if you like Justin!
    
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18. live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 12:01pm UTC
    Did you know
    that if you say
    "gullible"
    slowly it sounds like
    Green Beans?
    *favorite if you tryed!*
    *not mine*
    
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19. live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 11:55am UTC
    "Irish Wristwatch"
    try and say it 5 times fast...
    not mine, just thought it was funny :)
    
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20. live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 12:49pm UTC
    L.o.v.e. is never wanting to lose faith
    never wanting to give up
    and never truly moving on.
    Love is knowing and praying in the deepest part of what's left of your heart
    that they feel the same
    not mine
    
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