livbieber

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hi i'm liv,;p

livbieber
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 12:08pm UTC

'DUDE! I'M DESPERATE FOR A PEE D:'
'Go for a pee then!'
'I CAN'T'
'Why?'
'BECAUSE I'M SCARED,COME WITH ME.'
'Oh god.'
This ever happened to anyone else? Fave if it has.

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livbieber
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 2:36pm UTC

Roses are red,
Violets are unicorns,
This doesn't make sense,
Refrigerator.

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livbieber
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 2:31pm UTC

The awkward moment
when Voldemort calls someone
two faced..

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livbieber
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 2:17pm UTC

peeing and pooping at the same time, because your a multi-tasking basttard.
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livbieber
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 2:12pm UTC

The absolute stunners you see on Jeremy Kyle.

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livbieber
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 2:08pm UTC

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livbieber
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 1:59pm UTC

I LOVE WITTY BECAUSE...
It's the only place no one gives a fxck about
what you look like,where you come from,
whether you have designer clothes,
or whether your popular or not.
It has amazing quotes, fonts,
font colours, and some funny
jokes that crack me up.
Its full of amazing people,and
were all like one big family.
There's loads of different quotes to
choose from,not ony afew,and
different categories too.
It's alot better than facebook.
Lots of the quotes are inspiring,
or funny, true,sarcastic etc etc.
Lots of girls post there feelings on
here,or there troubles,and were
all always here to help.
Witty? I LOVE YOU.
-Fave if you agree-

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livbieber
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 1:47pm UTC

-Legally Blonde-
*in the hairdressers*
Elle Woods: ''OH. I think I dropped something on the floor that I need to pick up. So you bend....AND SNAP.''
Anyone else remember the 'Bend and Snap'? ;)

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livbieber
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 3:49pm UTC

Teacher: ''Whoever answers my
next question can go home.''
*Boy throws bag out of window.*
Teacher: ''Who threw that?!''
Boy: Me! I'm going home now.

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livbieber
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 3:45pm UTC

I love how, in scary movies,
the person yells out, ''Hello?'',
asif the bad guys gonna be like,
''Yeah hi, i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?''

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livbieber
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 3:40pm UTC

Boy: ''Hey baby, want to come over tonight?''
Girl: ''Sure! What do you want to do?''
Boy: ''I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)''
Girl: ''OH MY GOD. WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT?!''

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livbieber
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 3:32pm UTC

''Dude..she called you short..''
''OH HELL NO. LIFT ME UP!''

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livbieber
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 3:22pm UTC

I like your teeth.
'awh why?'
Because yellow is my favourite colour.

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