i dont know what i'd do without my best friend.
truth is... s h e l b y f r e a k i n g t h o m a s . wow. i don't even know where to start with you. you're like, the best best friend a girl could ever ask for. everytime i clearly don't want to talk to someone, you cheer me up. whenever i'm in that kinda mood you're like, legitly the only person who can make me feel better. not only that, but we've only gotten in like, two fights, if that. i mean sometimes i just kinda get mad but i don't tell you because i get like that a lot over dumb stupid things that shouldn't even be mentioned so i'm going to shut up now. okay. remember when i used to hate you? lol yeah that was stupid. i don't know why i hated you... but look at us now! we're wifeys. best friends. f o r e v e r. i promise. hey now, don't go all mainstream on me you yah little freakster. woah. two inside jokes in one sentence. that takes skillz man, skillz. so i forgot what i was saying in this. anyways, we always have, like, the bestest times hanging out together... and i think we should hang out a lot more! LIKE ASAP. GOT IT? AS SOON AS POSSIBLE DARLLINGGG. i want some fish food... lol jaykay. HEY EXIT BUDDDY! that's how our friendship started... then it led to wifey. HEY EXIT WIFEEYY! yup that sounds better(: a lottt better! shelby you are so freaking pretty. it should be illegal to be as pretty as you. SOMEBODY CALL 911, WE GOT A LAW BREAKKKKER OVER HERE. gosh i don't know why you're friends with me i'm so lame omg. like, i'm so lame that i can't be tamed. HOLY CRAPPPP! I CAN RHYME!!! i am the bestest rhymer in the whole world like you can't even pass my level of bestest rhymingnesss. oh what noww. okay so i'm going to move on from that topic because i am so lame broskkki. i'm sorry that i like never respond to your texts. you always text me at a really bad time and then i never get around to texting you backk, but you know what? imma text you right now. i'm gonna say "WOAH LOOK AT THAT SHARK MAN HE IS JUST FLYING SO HIGH IN THE SKY." okay one sec while i text you. okay it's sending... sent! i wanna see what you respond. gosh im lame. oh welll. soo, freakster, i think we need to start that collab soon. i still have the video lol. but i wanna re-do it because i look higher than the empire state. oh mann(: i got that from a song. it goes "my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state." link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_wsJLBMG0M&feature=related lol that song is like weird but idk. cause i'm weird. I'M JUST A BIG BOWL OF AWKWARDNESS. oh mann. heyy, our first music video was grow a pear.<3 and then our second one was the peacexsara remix... and our third one was you da onee, BUT IT WONT UPLOAD WHICH IS SUCH ****. woahh, those are some real cool stars. hey, did you know there's fifty stars on the flag? yeah, i didn't know that either. actually, i still don't know that... i'm just guessing. i was just thinking... my life would be complete with a you, a camera, whale crackers, some arizona ice tea & a laminated cardboard box... to live in, of course! because, i mean, if we really had no choice, we'd have too... but you would have to go outside the box to think because there is absolutely NO thinking inside the box. got it? my socks feel so weird right now because i normally don't wear matching socks which is lame lol oh well. okay i get off track a lot which is another reason we are best friends, right? do you wanna know what we should do? we should be like.. eachother's pen pals. WE CAN SEND LETTERS TO EACHOTHER AND BE SO LAME BECAUSE BEING LAME IS NOT MAINSTREAM! gosh why do i think of the stupidest things? i dunno man.. i dont know. okay serious time. shelby, you are like, my other half. WAIT OMG I CAN BE THE SMARTEST PERSON. so you're shelby lynn. there is no "CAITLYN" with out the "LYN." which you, shelbylynn, provides.(: me (CAIT) + you (LYN) = us (CAITLYN) because you complete me... get it? best friends; eleven letters, two words. one promise. yup, that's us. b-e-s-t-f-r-i-e-n-d-s ♥ dammit i miss you. we're going to hang out soon. got it? okay. because EVEN CRUSH THE TURTLE SAYS WE SHOULD. oh my gosh i miss you more now. okay, i hate to say it, but i think i'm done with your truth is... because i'm just repeating myself a lot & i'm missing you too much. oh, btw, i didn't mention the L word once so... I LOVE YAH MY BESTEST FRIENNDD(:
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