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xooniicoleexoo
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November 24, 2011 11:35am UTC

If i could go back in time,
I would give your parents a condom.

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walking_on_sunshine
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November 24, 2011 12:02am UTC

My ex?
Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat.
♥

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idance
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November 16, 2011 5:08pm UTC

Pretty words
are not always true, and true words are not always pretty.
-Khloe Kardashian. ♥

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Mollyyy
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November 15, 2011 3:47pm UTC

format credit to; idance.
Dear Dracula,
Remember that night nine months ago? Well... we have a son.
His name is Edward.
Sincerely, Tinkerbell

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alyssa51998
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November 15, 2011 5:13pm UTC

Format by XxprettxX
do you know why girls are shorter than boys ?
because when they hug each other, the girl can rest her head on his heart & he can see another girl behind her
nmq
Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punish

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Danyellersx22
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November 13, 2011 1:15pm UTC

That awkward moment when;
you realize SpongeBob's
Pants are rectangle
not square o.0

format:sandrasaurus

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Jade672
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November 13, 2011 4:46am UTC

Welcome to our society
You will be judged on
what you wear,how you act
what you look like&your music taste
Enjoy your stay
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soccerloverx03x
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November 13, 2011 12:22am UTC

96
T h e n u m b e r o f r e j e c t i o n
F a v i f y o u g e t i t :)

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ilovemycraziess
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November 12, 2011 12:37pm UTC

As we grow up,
, it becomes less important to have a ton of friends,
&more important to have real ones.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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November 12, 2011 8:17am UTC

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Justin95
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November 6, 2011 5:14pm UTC

3 things I never felt like
1.A G-6
2. P Diddy
3. A Plastic Bag
I guess you have to be famous,
to have extra feelings like that...

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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November 6, 2011 3:58pm UTC

Bad day?
Put your hand over your chest.
Feel that beat?
That's called purpose.
You're here for a reason.
Don't leave without one.

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Chellsey
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November 2, 2011 6:40am UTC

A HEARTBREAK IS A BLESSING FROM GOD. ♥
It's just his way of letting you realize
he saved you from the wrong one.

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Kalliefornia
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October 31, 2011 9:29pm UTC

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lovelife17
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October 30, 2011 2:42am UTC

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AnchorChasing
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October 18, 2011 7:11pm UTC

Thanks to Facebook
I now know what everyones bathroom looks like.
One mirror at a time

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xerrrrinnxx3
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October 24, 2011 7:54pm UTC

Guys,
it's simple.
treat your girl how you would want your dad to treat your mom.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BEACHYLOVE
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October 24, 2011 8:33pm UTC

Looks like those enlargement pills worked.
You're twice the dick you were yesterday, today.

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