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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

  2. musicxo musicxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 12:47am UTC
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  3. CaNTxhAveXyOUhh CaNTxhAveXyOUhh
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 6:34pm UTC
    TODAY
    i went on a boat to go to Martha's Vineyard & there was group of 14 or 15 year old boys on the boat
    I heard them♥ talking♥about girls♥
    & they said, i am so much more attracted to girls when they are plain, like no make-up
    i t m u s t b e t r u e ♥

  4. em_gurgle14 em_gurgle14
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Eating food because you're bored, not because you're hungry.

  5. Lmac1819 Lmac1819
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    well this is awkward...
    my friend's getting yelled at by her parents
    AND USUALY I WOULD PET THERE DOG...
    But she doesn't have one .

  6. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 9:58pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. clarabeara clarabeara
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    just finding out that your crush likes you and you get butterflies in your stomach everytime he comes and talkes to you and wishing he'll just ask you out already. <3

  9. wiza1226 wiza1226
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    "fave if you just thought of him "
    i didnt until you mentioned him. thanks

  10. lovemakestheworldgoroundd lovemakestheworldgoroundd
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    And today we talked for over an hour, alone, just the two of us.
    I wonder what he thinks of me now.
    I wonder if he actually does like me.
    I wonder if he's thinking about me while I add this quote.
    I wonder if I'm in his dreams now.
    I wonder if he cares about me more than he did before.
    I wonder if he thinks of me as a really close friend that he can trust.
    I wonder if he wants to be more than friends. :D !

  11. musicxo musicxo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 12:30pm UTC
    just kiss her.

  12. carcar7867 carcar7867
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    You mess with me, and mess with her, then ill make sure you get what you deserve.

  13. brownch16 brownch16
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    suicide gets you nowhere
    but hell..

  14. whitty01913 whitty01913
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    That mini heart attack
    when you
    swear
    your phone
    [vibrated]
    but it never really did.

  15. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    APPARENTLY,
    1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

  16. x0tayl x0tayl
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    Forget 11:11;
    I'm gonna buy 2 goldfish and name them Cosmo & Wanda.
    Then, I can wish any time I want. ««««

  17. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    The best quotes,
    are the ones that make you say "I had no idea other people did that too!"

  18. arieex3 arieex3
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    Because everyone dies,
    but not everyone lives.

  19. tryingtofigureitallout tryingtofigureitallout
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    & who else gets so paranoid..
    when someone comes up to you and your friend, takes them by the arm and says.."i need to talk to you.." and your like oh thats cool..
    just me?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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