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  1. Minshi Minshi
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    She: I'm ugly
    He: I'm pregnant
    She: What?!
    Him: I thought we were saying things impossible

  2. PrincessTee PrincessTee
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 9:43am UTC
    -It's Amazing How Someone Can Break Your Heart;
    But You Still Love them With All The Little Pieces.

  3. h0nk h0nk
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 9:50am UTC
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  4. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    &I'm always
    the second choice.
    format by sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. CandyTheDarkRainbow CandyTheDarkRainbow
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Unicorn Power İs With You ^_^

  7. Sweet_Nothing Sweet_Nothing
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Whenever I'm in the car and a sad song comes on the radio I like to stare out the window and pretend I'm in a movie.

  8. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    you bleed, just to know
    YOU'RE ALIVE.

  9. yolo143youonlyliveonce yolo143youonlyliveonce
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    forever isn't that long
    - my neighbor in 4th grade

  10. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 12:43pm UTC
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  11. KenzeeKat13 KenzeeKat13
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Ok well, you cheated on me do you really think I'm gonna be that close to you and willing to talk like friends when you hurt me like that. It's impossible to ever feel that close to you ever again. You broke my trust forever and now you think it can all be the same. Dude you're cray cray! I'm a girl not a short term memoried dog. I remember what you did and how terrible I felt. How could you not see that?! Walk in my shoes and then you'll see how much it really hurts.

  12. chocomickey14 chocomickey14
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Steve has an ad for eating disorder centers

  13. punkyally99 punkyally99
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 11:25am UTC
    My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave then I am

  14. beautifuldisaster15 beautifuldisaster15
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 11:09am UTC
    The Awkward Moment When... #3
    You ask your daddy if you can die his hair pink...and he says yes (super seriously) with a smile.
    *Headed to walmart soon for hair dye*
    Day Made <3

  15. WillowStorm WillowStorm
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 11:10am UTC
    When do boys get a break? Everybody yells at boys, blames them for girls cutting, committing suicide. What about boys? Girls are mean to boys too. Boys commit suicide because of things girls have done to them more than girls committing suicide for what boys have done to them. Boys cut. They need help too. Girls shouldn’t be the only ones who get help. Boys need it too. So if any of you boys want to talk, I’m always here for you. Because boys hide their feelings more than girls do. I’m here for you.

  16. justmyself justmyself
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    I just sent a message to the guy I like
    telling him how I feel.
    I'm.freaking.out.

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