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lindseyk007

1. lindseyk007
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2011 2:00pm UTC
   A push-up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it up and its half empty..
   
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2. lindseyk007
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   December 27, 2011 1:58pm UTC
   A push-up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it up and its half empty...
   
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3. lindseyk007
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   November 7, 2011 6:29pm UTC
   Nothing ever ends like a movie..
   
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4. lindseyk007
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   October 29, 2011 1:38pm UTC
   You're like a penny..
   2 faced and worth nothing
   
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5. lindseyk007
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   September 17, 2011 11:43am UTC
   Boys are like trees, they take forever to grow up..
   
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6. lindseyk007
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   September 15, 2011 12:13pm UTC
   That awkward moment when Rapunzel tries to whip her hair back and forth..
   
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7. lindseyk007
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   September 14, 2011 5:09pm UTC
   Wake me up when September ends..
   Haha JK wake me up when school ends..
   
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8. lindseyk007
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   September 14, 2011 2:25pm UTC
   Life was so much easier when our clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!
   
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9. lindseyk007
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   September 13, 2011 8:58pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you go scuba
   diving and see Adele rolling in the deep...
   
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10. lindseyk007
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    Bob the Builder can't fix it....
    
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11. lindseyk007
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    Make Jokes, No Stress.
    LOVE.LIVE.LIFE.
    Proceed, Process.
    -Lil Wayne
    
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12. lindseyk007
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    September 12, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    Dear students,
    I know when you're texting.
    Sincerely, no one just looks down and smiles at their crotch.
    
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13. lindseyk007
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    September 12, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    Over & over
    I TRIED
    And over & over
    YOU LIED
    And over & over
    I CRIED
    and i don't know why..
    
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14. lindseyk007
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    Here are to the nights we felt
    ALIVE
    Here are to the tears you know you'd
    CRY
    Here's to goodbye, tomorrows gonna come to soon..
    HERES TO YOU.
    
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15. lindseyk007
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    September 12, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Every story has an ending..
    But in life...
    Every ending is a new beginning.
    
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16. lindseyk007
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    September 12, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you see someone walking towards you in the hall and you both move left/right and do that for like 5 min until they walk away.
    
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17. lindseyk007
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    September 12, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself:
    everyone could see it,but you get the warm feeling it always brings.
    
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18. lindseyk007
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    September 11, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    When a girl cancels a date, she has TO.
    When a guy cancels a date, he has TWO.
    
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