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  1. lily1234 lily1234
    posted a quote
     January 2, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    *At Home*
    Mom: *Shouts at you*
    You: 'Yes?'
    Mom: *shouts at you again*
    You: 'WHAT IS IT?!'
    Mom: 'You don't have to scream'
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     January 2, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    When you dislike someone, everything they do is annoying.
    Person: *cough*
    You: OHH MYYY GOOODDD!!
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     January 2, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    fav if you mentally say
    wed-nes-day when writing wednesday ;)
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     January 2, 2012 11:04pm UTC
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     January 2, 2012 11:02pm UTC
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     December 30, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Teacher: ''class did you finish your homework?"
    Student: "did you finish grading our tests?"
    Teacher: "well no, but I have other students tests to grade!"
    Student: "well I have other teachers homework to do!" ;)
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     December 30, 2011 12:58pm UTC
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     December 30, 2011 12:52pm UTC
    If your gonna be two- faced, can you at least make one of them pretty? :$
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     December 30, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    Student: "teacher may I use the bathroom?"
    Teacher: "no, sit down"
    Student: "Okay I'll bleed on my chair, that's cool too...."
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     December 30, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    there= a place.
    their= possesive.
    they're= they are. ;)
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     December 30, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    *gets text for first time in weeks*
    .
    .
    "IT'S MOM!"
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     December 28, 2011 12:08pm UTC
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