lilster62's Quotes

lilster62
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 7:49pm UTC

We have a love-hate relationship:
I love him,
He hates me.

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lilster62
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March 24, 2013 5:38pm UTC

They need to out a warning label on me;
"Feed sugar at your own risk."

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lilster62
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March 23, 2013 5:57pm UTC

Today someone told me I should be a model.
I almost burst out laughing.

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lilster62
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 12:45am UTC

You know they are a true friend when you can have a conversation across the classroom with just facial expressions.

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lilster62
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March 22, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Me: wears night clothes all day.
Me: going out in public
Me: puts on different night clothes

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lilster62
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March 22, 2013 7:48pm UTC

The other day on the bus, the guy who sits in front of me asked why I'm not shy anymore.
Me and my friend both burst out laughing.

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lilster62
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March 22, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Looking through past yearbook pictures and thinking "why do I even try?"
Fail.

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lilster62
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March 22, 2013 6:49pm UTC

I wish I could be as social and outgoing in real life as I am on the internet.

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lilster62
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March 22, 2013 3:38pm UTC

Friend: *trips while on phone with a guy from school*
Guy: So you're already falling for me.
True chiz

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lilster62
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 4:43pm UTC

His smile makes me smile.
Then he smiles even more.
And we end up smiling and staring at each other across the class room.

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lilster62
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Everything he does makes my heart smile.
Everything he says makes me blush.
Every time he smiles my heart melts.
Every time I make him laugh I know he's the one

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lilster62
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 12:21pm UTC

My attempt to eat healthy:
Eating Sun Chips instead of Lays potato chips

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lilster62
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Thinking of a funny quote,
Pressing "Add Quote",
And then forgetting the quote. -.-"

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lilster62
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Looking at quotes and hoping they are by your real life crush. ;D

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lilster62
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:50pm UTC

You know you are a wittian when:
1. You visit witty more than 2 times a day
2. You tell jokes from witty in public
3. You name your bunny Steve
5. You love picking formats
6. You notice I skipped #4
7. You are reading this ^-^
Witty on.

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lilster62
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 8:53pm UTC

I typed "I like glasses" and I was trying to add something in and accidentally deleted the "gl"
Oopsies. I sorry world. I really sorry.

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lilster62
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 8:31pm UTC

My dream is to one day become witty famous and tell everyone which one wittian I have a crush on. ;)
Maybe someday…
Lol keep dreaming Lilly. Keep dreaming.

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lilster62
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 10:53pm UTC

Is it acceptable to have a crush on someone from the internet that you barely know and lives thousands of miles away?
;D

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lilster62
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 10:28pm UTC

Popular girl: you should be on What Not to Wear.
Me: you should be on What Not to Say; shut the fudge up edition.

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lilster62
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 9:25pm UTC

Friend: Hey! Make me a list of the band's you like!
Me: One sec. *pulls out 15 sheets of paper*
~couple days later~
Me: here you go.
Friend: *o.o* whoa.

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