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lilmusicman

1. lilmusicman
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 8:18pm UTC
   If you were a star, I would wish upon you alll night long.
   
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2. lilmusicman
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:36pm UTC
   if you follow the tide (which is everyone) then you are going to die in the rip current.
   
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3. lilmusicman
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:35pm UTC
   knock knock!
   "who's there?"
   'The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
   Oh, and by the way, Merry Christmas'
   
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4. lilmusicman
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:30pm UTC
   how do you kill a blonde?
   well there many ways to do so, yet all of which are wrong because murder is illegal
   
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5. lilmusicman
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:24pm UTC
   roses are red
   violets are blue
   i have a gun
   get in the van
   
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6. lilmusicman
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:10pm UTC
   excellent writing doesnt always have to be limited, so don't limit the excellency of writing.
   *by ME
   
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7. lilmusicman
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   December 29, 2011 8:04pm UTC
   Patrick: let me tell you a story.....Its's called The Ugly Barnacle.
   Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died. The End.
   
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8. lilmusicman
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:02pm UTC
   Squidward: Can u ask in the most sophisticated dignified manner?
   Patrick: you mean like a weenie?!
   Patrick: may take your hat thir? Maaay i take your hat thir?
   
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9. lilmusicman
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:00pm UTC
   Spongebob: hey patrick what am I?
   Patrick: stupid?
   Spongebob: nooooo, im Texas!! = D
   Patrick: What's the difference!?!?!
   
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10. lilmusicman
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    why do black people like fried chicken?
    because it tastes really good.
    
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11. lilmusicman
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    If love was a rose then your garden would be filled with weeds.
    *by ME
    
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