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xHello
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July 15, 2012 12:39pm UTC

Parents: I'm in a bad mood, I think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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unbroken_love0x
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July 14, 2012 11:33pm UTC

*I drop a glass of water and it shatters everywhere*
Me: sh*t. i should probably pick that up..
Me on my period: *bawling my eyes out* why is my life so awful?! what did i do to deserve this?!

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itslashellebitchezz
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December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC

Who else remembers;
"Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

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xomiissyyxo
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January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC

my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
" at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
notmine

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Hazel_Eyes_09
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December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC

& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
flip the page over

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runningforeverr
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November 15, 2010 10:10pm UTC

Based on psychologic study,
a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
love.

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fuckyeahquotes
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July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC

click to see this quote

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HabiiBa
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October 26, 2011 3:13pm UTC

"I'm not like most girls."
- Most girls
"I'm not like most guys."
- Most guys
"I'm not a peadophile."
- Most peadophiles

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Jade672
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October 26, 2011 2:23pm UTC

NO YOU'RE WRONG
SO JUST SIT THERE IN YOU'RE WRONGNESS
a n d b e w r o n g
nmf

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yeahbuddy143
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October 26, 2011 3:27pm UTC

declining
an attractive guy's skype call becuase
y o u l o o k l i k e a r a b i d
s q u i r r e l o n d r u g s .♥

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wanna_be_beautiful
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October 26, 2011 4:39pm UTC

heros dont wear capesthey wear dog tags ♥support our troops <3

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hhaannaahhm7
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October 26, 2011 4:27pm UTC

Dear Mom,
how can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you cant hear me yell,
"WHAT!?"
when you scream my name?
sincerely,
confused child

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MissAnna
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October 26, 2011 12:05pm UTC

JOSH: THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER.
DRAKE: WHY CAUSE YOU RAN OVER OPRAH?
JOSH: NO IT'S CAUSE IT'S A LITTLE HUMID. YES IT'S
BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 26, 2011 3:16pm UTC

Watching a horror movie
And thinking:
"No, don't kill him!
He's HOT."

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XxprettixX
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October 26, 2011 11:59am UTC

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The person who really loves you isn't the person who sees you everyday,
but the one who looks for you everyday.
Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

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XxprettixX
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October 26, 2011 1:08pm UTC

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In 2nd grade, they called me a "smarty pants"
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in 9th grade they called me a "nerd" "kiss up" and
"teachers pet"
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but now, they call me
BOSS.
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KaTi3Gx3
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October 17, 2011 2:49pm UTC

Spending your entire day on witty.
Listening to the radio, drinking soda & eating food.♥

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Jade672
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October 17, 2011 7:11pm UTC

Chat
Friend lists | Options
Weird guy ●
Who are you again? ●
Aunt ●
Are you ever offline? ●
Please don't talk to me ●
Crush כ

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LoveLikeWoexD
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 7:19pm UTC

Jacob Black
Just took a shower
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Edward Cullen
Its about time..
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Jacob Black
Let me rephrase-Just took a shower with Bella
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Bella Swan
Stop it Jacob.
21 hours ago · like
Jacob Black
Why? You didn't tell me to stop when we were in the shower.
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Edward Cullen
I'm getting angry
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Jacob Black
Wtf are you going to do about it? Sparkle me to death?
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