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  1. livvxyourxlifeee livvxyourxlifeee
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    FACT:
    Suicide is the
    third leading cause of death
    among teenagers.
    Fave if you think that this number is too high.

  2. honeyBunnsx honeyBunnsx
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    A Confident chick doesn't show off her naked body.
    She shows her naked face.

  3. rawrritsaleeex rawrritsaleeex
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 6:13pm UTC
    We're old enough
    to know better
    but still too young
    to give a fuckk.
    but we know how to live our life
    with no intentions of looking back
    And that's what i love about being a teenager ♥
    not my format(:

  4. tty2009 tty2009
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 6:09pm UTC
    *walks into restaurant*
    " Hi, would you like a table? "
    " No, we'll just eat on the floor"

  5. Xosmileyxo101 Xosmileyxo101
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 6:56pm UTC
    *BF and GF are over at the BF's house*
    BF's Mom: Where are you going?
    BF: My room.
    *Later, Mom hears a scream and goes running to the BF's room to find him lying on the bed crying*
    Mom: What happened?
    GF: I beat him at black ops.

  6. JaseyRae_x3 JaseyRae_x3
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 5:21pm UTC
    When the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard.

    When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months and jumped off a cliff.
    not mine!

  7. brokenwings brokenwings
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    you can't buy happiness.
    but you can buy ice cream,
    which is kinda the same thing. (;

  8. always_remember always_remember
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 6:43pm UTC
    I l o v e w h e n
    t h e t e a c h e r a s s i g n e s
    seats and your right next to him and your stuck like that for the rest of the year...oh well(;

  9. xoxoamandaxoxo_ xoxoamandaxoxo_
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 5:51pm UTC
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  10. dianalovessya21 dianalovessya21
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 5:32pm UTC
    On.the.12th.day.
    of.Witty-ness
    my best friend showed to me:
    Twelve Annoying Jockers
    Eleven things I won't highlight
    Ten quotes with the same format
    Nine flaming comments
    Eight want me to 'stab the organ'
    Seven heartbroken girls </3
    Six things I can relate to
    Five Attention Whoreeeeeeees!
    Four favorites on my quotes
    Three think I'm uncool
    Two touching quotes
    And one quote that's pretty funny!
    {All mine! What do you guys think? Thought of this at school during Chorus ♥}

  11. rawrritsaleeex rawrritsaleeex
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 6:35pm UTC
    When something bad happens
    you have three choices.
    you can either let it define you,
    let it destroy you, or
    you can let it strengthen you.

  12. _dreamerrr _dreamerrr
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 10:33pm UTC
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  13. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 10:20pm UTC
    Dear Girl With Too
    Much Makeup On
    Were you gang banged
    By a box of crayons?
    &Sincerely, I have no words

  14. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 10:21pm UTC
    When
    ---->you text the person next to you
    the stuff you can't say
    outloud►


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. xcaitlinxoxo xcaitlinxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 10:24pm UTC
    I never fell for you...
    >>>You fricken' tripped me<<<

  17. greenotter7 greenotter7
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 10:27pm UTC
    Does anyone else pretend to have a conversation with the person you like
    When you’re in the shower…
    …cuz I don’t or anything…that’d be weird… ;)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. NLG6 NLG6
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 9:12pm UTC
    Dont Drink & Drive!
    You'll Spill The Drink!

  20. hannerkatherine hannerkatherine
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 9:12pm UTC
    ''wheres my thingymabob?''
    ''your what?''
    ''you know, my whatschamacallit.''

:)

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