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Jockergirl412

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Member Since: 12 Dec 2010 09:32pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 139395

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  1. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge;
    To live a day without him & if she did it, he would love her more.
    The girl agreed and she didn't talk to him for a day
    Without knowing he had only 24 hours to live because he was suffering from
    Cancer.
    She went to his house the next day. Tears falling from her eyes as she saw him lying in a coffin with a note on the side:
    "You did it baby, you can do it everyday, I love you"

  2. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 10:21pm UTC
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  3. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    »There was a boy whose first love
    was a girl in a picture,
    which he found on the street.
    He picked it up and kept it.
    As time went by he married,
    but still kept it.
    One day, his wife found it and asked,
    "Where did you get this?"
    The man said,
    "I found it when i was a child..
    but why are you asking?"
    His wife replied,
    "I lost this picture when i was seven."

  4. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    I am skilled,
    IN PICKING THEWRONG BOYS

  5. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    who has
    //ALWAYS WANTED
    to jump in a taxi
    and say, "FOLLOW THAT CAR!!!."

  6. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    ♥ Break the rules,
    stand apart.
    Ignore your head ,
    follow your heart.

  7. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    ♥ and when everything's going wrong ♥
    I want you to pull me close
    Tell me every thing will be alright
    help me put the pieces back together
    tell me I'm beautiful in my sweats and tshirt
    kiss me under the starry shadows
    be the tissues to my tears
    And tell me
    "I st ill love you"

  8. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    ♥ and when everything's going wrong ♥
    I want you to pull me close
    Tell me every thing will be alright
    help me put the pieces back together
    tell me I'm beautiful in my sweats and tshirt
    kiss me under the starry shadows
    be the tissues to my tears
    And tell me
    "I st ill love you"

  9. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    Summer of '11
    p r e p a r e y o u r s e l f f o r ..
    lazy days + b e a u t i f u l nights ;;
    vacation s p o t s + water fights ;;
    b e a c h d a y s + f l i p f l o p s ;;
    sleepless nights + t a n k t o p s!

  10. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    Seven thing's guys don't have to do
    Shave Legs
    Give Birth
    Aunt Flow
    Wax Armpits
    Hey it hurts!
    High Heels
    Pluck Brows
    Skip Meals
    Count Pounds
    We're way past seven now
    but I'll keep going anyhow
    Uncomfy Thongs
    Tight Bras
    T a m p o n s
    Blow Our Money
    On Beauty Salons
    Flat Iron Burns
    Hair Dye Fumes
    And The Reason Why We Do
    These Crazy Things That We Do
    Cause we do it for you♥

  11. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    i was on facebook;
    looking at 2 girls commenting
    on one of their pictures.
    one said: stop being perfect! you're making me look bad.
    the other said: shutup. YOU'RE perfect.
    they are twins. ♥
    LOL

  12. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 11:38pm UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  13. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}
    HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSE

  14. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 4:02pm UTC
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    Look I wrote a page of how much i care ! :D

  15. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    I am literally a big jiggling ball of fat. Explain how that is sexy.
    Sincerely, a boob.

  16. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 2:34pm UTC
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  17. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    2010 flew by..
    LIKE A G6

  18. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    The awkward moment when onthe other side of the world,
    people are living inanother year.

  19. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    i make plans... THEN askmy parents.
    ♥♥

  20. Jockergirl412 Jockergirl412
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 11:15pm UTC
    sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone else gets a turn.
    I'm more of a casino where only the lucky one hits the
    jackpot
    ;)

:)

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