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liliorner
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 2:17am UTC

Dear movie theatre,
Which arm rest is mine?
sincerely, awkward.

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liliorner
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 2:11am UTC

Dear sneeze,
Can you come out of my nose already?
sincerely, my about-to-sneeze face looks awkward.

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liliorner
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 2:00am UTC

Dude I Wasnt That Drunk #20
Dude, you went into walmart and threw bouncy balls down the isle yelling ''Pikachu i choose you!!''

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liliorner
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 2:37am UTC

When life gives you lemons,
throw them back and say,
''Wtf, i dont need any lemons!''
♥

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 4:27pm UTC

Getting your nails done,
and chipping them off 5 minutes later -__-

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 4:13pm UTC

"When your teacher is assigning seats;
and you wish for a seat next to HIM.

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 11:37pm UTC

Way to lose weight #1;
When someone asks you if you want something to eat,
Simply turn your head to the left, and right. Then repeat this exercise several times.
nmf

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 11:24pm UTC

Dad: Hey, i just got a facebook! Add me?
Me: You got a facebook?! WTF??
Dad: What does 'Wtf' mean?
Me: Welcome To Facebook.
True story.

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 11:19pm UTC

Dear Period,
Please f*ck off.
Sincerely, girls everywhere.
♥

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 11:13pm UTC

We all want that one guy
will hug us from behind,
kiss us in the rain,
[and love us till we die.]

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 11:06pm UTC

T H I N K I N G;
''When that boy grows up,
H E S G U N N A B E H O T ''♥

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 11:01pm UTC

BOYS.
and they think WE'RE complicated...
NMF

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 3:32am UTC

Being super ninja
and sneaking down the stairs;
until... the stair squeaks.
Fail

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 3:25am UTC

Trying to act cool,
then tripping down the stairs.
Epic-Fail.
NMF

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 3:20am UTC

That moment;
when you get your hair
to be PERFECT.
but two seconds later,
its ruined.

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 3:01am UTC

When your shaking the water
out of your ear, and come
out looking like a total
R E T A R D

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 6:21am UTC

A life without love,
is like a tree without leaves.

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 6:15am UTC

That awkward moment;
when you realize theres a hole in your pants.

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 6:08am UTC

So ManyClothes
Yet nothing to wear.

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liliorner
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 6:04am UTC

''That's attractive.''
You just read that sarcastically,
Didn't cha? ;]

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