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lilbit3
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April 11, 2013 7:44am UTC

The future holds so
many mysteries
that only time and
patience can decipher.

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lilbit3
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April 7, 2013 9:32pm UTC

I don't know man, I just like to make quotes.

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lilbit3
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April 7, 2013 9:29pm UTC

oMg wut. has anyone seen the witty header thingy.
If it's just me then i'm hallucinating and seeing cats. maybe it's because of the crepes I ate an hour ago

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lilbit3
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April 7, 2013 9:25pm UTC

Me right after I wake up: is it time to go to bed yet

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lilbit3
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April 2, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Late night spanish homework is how I dooo

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lilbit3
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March 31, 2013 8:57pm UTC

Don't wake me up, up, up, up, up, up.
Don't wake me, don't wake me up.
Geez dad I get it, I'll let you sleep in a little longer.

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lilbit3
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March 30, 2013 12:58pm UTC

Lifes not all about kissing hands and shaking babies.

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lilbit3
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March 27, 2013 6:27pm UTC

My basketball name is Nikiflash.
Because Niki rhymes with flash.

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lilbit3
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March 24, 2013 9:12pm UTC

If shorts are short and they're called shorts
why aren't pants called longs?

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lilbit3
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Society prepares the crime;
the criminal commits it

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lilbit3
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March 20, 2013 7:13pm UTC

Me: why are my arms so itchy
Me: checks google
Me: I have a brain tumor

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lilbit3
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March 20, 2013 7:03pm UTC

IT'S BEEN 18 YEARS SINCE SCAR KILLED MUFASA.
MAY YOU REST IN PEACE, MY GOOD FRIEND.

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lilbit3
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 6:57pm UTC

If you're ever sad just remember that
the guy who does the voice of mickey mouse and
the girl who voices minnie mouse got married in real life.

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lilbit3
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 6:54pm UTC

I didn't come on witty to make friends.
I came on witty to become Americas next top model.

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lilbit3
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Don't just be another brick in the wall.

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lilbit3
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March 11, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Super rich kids
with nothing but
fake friends.

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lilbit3
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March 11, 2013 5:56pm UTC

We buy things we dont want
with money we dont have
to impress people we don't like.

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lilbit3
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Me in the summer: what month is it
Me during school: It's March 5th 2013 10:45 AM approximately 7.5 seconds until 10:46

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lilbit3
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:39pm UTC

Q u i t y o u r j o b
B u y a t i c k e t
G e t a t a n
F a l l i n l o v e
N e v e r r e t u r n.

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lilbit3
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 4:56pm UTC

When my English teacher is reading a book out loud
to the class:
"the curtains are blue."
What my teacher means: the curtains reflect the protagonist's mood towards life.
What the author means: the curtains are blue.

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