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  1. Lalalalaurenx3 Lalalalaurenx3
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 10:35am UTC
    I woke up this morning to Dora the explorer. She was screaming "HONK, HONK, HONK." When I opened my eyes she said, “Great job, we woke up the sleeping whale!" I couldn’t help but be offended by her harsh comment.
    MLIA.

  2. MLIEminem MLIEminem
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    I throw my Spanish in the air sometimes
    saying a y o o o no c o m p r e n d o!

  3. kiwi145623 kiwi145623
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 5:36pm UTC
    i wonder how policemen on bikes arrest people?
    "Alright, get in the basket"

  4. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 3:06am UTC
    "Did you just run into that wall?"
    "No.. I was trying to get to Hogwarts."

  5. xocookstaxo11 xocookstaxo11
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2010 9:12pm UTC
    &Yes.
    British accents
    do make everything cooler.

  6. itsnataliexx itsnataliexx
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 4:34am UTC
    When someone says 'hahaha' instead of 'haha'... you know you've done well

  7. stephh_xo stephh_xo
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 1:16pm UTC
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  8. pancake801 pancake801
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 8:35pm UTC
    that akward moment when
    the teacher tells you to
    stop flirting♥

  9. crosbalicious crosbalicious
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 8:46pm UTC
    I LOVE BOOBIES
    keep a breast ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  10. xocantexplainxo xocantexplainxo
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 9:25pm UTC
    It's been a year daddy I really really miss you Mommy says your safe now In a beautiful place called heaven* Oh I'm thinking about our younger years *We had your favorite dinner tonite* there was only you and me *I ate it all up* We were young and wild and free *Even though I don't like carrots* Now nothing can take you away from me *I learned how to swim this summer* We've been down that road before *I can even open my eyes* But that's over now *While I'm under water* You keep me coming back for more *Can't you see me?* Baby you're all that I want When you're lying here in my arms I'm finding it hard to believe We're in heaven *I started kindergarten this year* Love is all that I need And I found it there in your heart It isn't too hard to see We're in heaven *I carry a picture of us In my Blue's Clues lunchbox* Oh once in your life you find someone *You are the greatest daddy* Who will turn your world around Pick you up when you're feeling down Now nothing can change what you mean to me *I can swing on the swing by myself* There's a lot that I could say But just hold me now *Even though I miss you pushing me* Cause our love will light the way *Can't you see me?* Baby you're all that I want When you're lying here in my arms I'm finding it hard to believe We're in heaven *I miss how you used to tickle me* And love is all that I need *Tickle my belly* And I found it there in your heart *My belly hurts* It isn't too hard to see We're in heaven *I try not to cry* I've been waiting for so long *Mommy says it's okay* For something to arrive For love to come along *I know you don't like it when I cry* Now our dreams are coming true Through the good times and the bad *You never wanted me to be sad* I'll be standing there by you *I try Daddy but it hurts* Baby you're all that I want *Is it true you're not coming home?* When you're lying here in my arms *Maybe someday* I'm finding it hard to believe We're in heaven *I can visit you in heaven, okay?* And love is all that I need And I've found it there in your heart It isn't too hard to see We're in heaven *It's time for me to go bed now I sleep with the light on Just in case you come home And kiss me good night I love you so much I miss you Daddy*It's been a year daddy I really really miss you Mommy says your safe now In a beautiful place called heaven* Oh I'm thinking about our younger years *We had your favorite dinner tonite* there was only you and me *I ate it all up* We were young and wild and free *Even though I don't like carrots* Now nothing can take you away from me *I learned how to swim this summer* We've been down that road before *I can even open my eyes* But that's over now *While I'm under water* You keep me coming back for more *Can't you see me?* Baby you're all that I want When you're lying here in my arms I'm finding it hard to believe We're in heaven *I started kindergarten this year* Love is all that I need And I found it there in your heart It isn't too hard to see We're in heaven *I carry a picture of us In my Blue's Clues lunchbox* Oh once in your life you find someone *You are the greatest daddy* Who will turn your world around Pick you up when you're feeling down Now nothing can change what you mean to me *I can swing on the swing by myself* There's a lot that I could say But just hold me now *Even though I miss you pushing me* Cause our love will light the way *Can't you see me?* Baby you're all that I want When you're lying here in my arms I'm finding it hard to believe We're in heaven *I miss how you used to tickle me* And love is all that I need *Tickle my belly* And I found it there in your heart *My belly hurts* It isn't too hard to see We're in heaven *I try not to cry* I've been waiting for so long *Mommy says it's okay* For something to arrive For love to come along *I know you don't like it when I cry* Now our dreams are coming true Through the good times and the bad *You never wanted me to be sad* I'll be standing there by you *I try Daddy but it hurts* Baby you're all that I want *Is it true you're not coming home?* When you're lying here in my arms *Maybe someday* I'm finding it hard to believe We're in heaven *I can visit you in heaven, okay?* And love is all that I need And I've found it there in your heart It isn't too hard to see We're in heaven *It's time for me to go bed now I sleep with the light on Just in case you come home And kiss me good night I love you so much I miss you Daddy*
    9/11

  11. mandyxo13 mandyxo13
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 4:52pm UTC
    Am i the only one who looks in the mirror &thinks "i look kinda pretty today!" then goes to school, looks around at the other girls and thinks..
    yeah im hideous..

  12. lexandjenrock lexandjenrock
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 8:06pm UTC
    Hello there,
    I'm the future wife of
    Justin and Christian

  13. you_know_you_love_me you_know_you_love_me
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 6:24pm UTC
    "Love me love me, say that you love me. Fool me fool me, oh how you do me. Kiss me kiss me, say that you miss me. Tell me what i wanna hear, tell me you love me."
    ...Don't worry justin, that wont be a problem<3(;

  14. tori323 tori323
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 3:48pm UTC
    Hey You.
    Yeah you.
    I have something to say.
    I have a challenge for.
    Go get your sweat pants and put them on.
    Take off your make up.
    Put your hair in a pony tail.
    I dare you.
    Now if that was hard for you,this is gonna be harder.
    Go look in the mirror.
    and say these words:
    "Wow. Look at me. I'm beautiful."
    Say it fives times or until it clicks.
    When it clicks in your mind keep it there.
    But it should only take one time to make it click because
    you are
    beautiful

  15. emiinnerr emiinnerr
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 11:59am UTC
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