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Life is a llama. It spits at you when you least expect it......

lifeisallama
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 5:12pm UTC

Mum: Sweetie, your father is right, you know.
Me: Well, if you like him so much maybe you should just marry hi-
...-wait.

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Dad: How is your work going?
Me: It's okay, just got a lot of coursework.
*I listen to what I said*
Me: ...Oh crap
...I'm old.

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 1:29pm UTC

My friend: *burps*
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ...Christ, we must be good friends.

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 12:15pm UTC

*Hears fireworks*
*Looks outside*
*Sees nothing*
o-O

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 11:24am UTC

I see these quotes about love and
whilst one part of me is melting on the inside from the
utter adorableness...
Another part of me is sat there blowing my nose into tissues and
lobbing popcorn at the computer screen whilst
lamenting my seemingly a-sexual life
and screaming,
"SCREW YOU, WORLD."

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Me: You, sir, are what I like to call a 'flame retardant' person.
Ex: LOLwut? Xp
Me: Minus the flame part.
Ex: Ur such a b*tch :'(
Me: Honey, if you're only just realising this, it's a wonder that our relationship went down like the Titanic.

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 8:14am UTC

Me: *dancing like an idiot to random music* "SHAKE THE BOOTY!"
My Older Sister: "...Y'know, when you're older, I am so going to get you drunk."

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 6:40am UTC

Does anyone else
get that thing where you learn a new word and after that, it comes up 15 times in your day?
It's creepy. I always have that.
(...Not to say I'm that illiterate, though.)
(Me thinks.)

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 2:09pm UTC

Whenever I change my password I always have to go back to try it incase I managed to type my password wrong twice when creating it.
Not that I'm paranoid.

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 8:13am UTC

That completely awkward moment when your throat emits those little inhuman noises that you can't control and people stare at you like you farted.
But you can't explain that it was your throat...because throats aren't meant to make noises.
So you either look around at others to take the blame off you. Or don't acknowledge it.
Hopefully not just me. Hopefully.

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 8:15am UTC

I found this nerdy T-shirt online that reads:
"Calculus and Alcohol don't mix,
don't drink and derive."
I ordered that shirt.

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 11:09am UTC

My grandma is amazing, in her house she has this plaque that reads:
'Everything I like is either, Immoral,
Illegal or
Fattening.'

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 11:05am UTC

When I'm browsing witty, sometimes I mistake the adverts for quotes.
Just me?

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 2:40pm UTC

'Always look on the bright side of life'
...Now try and tell me that you don't have Monty Python playing in your head.
On repeat.
For a very long time.

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 4:20pm UTC

What is TV nowadays?
Here I am just minding my own business and my mum is bowsing channels, and.....BAM.
There's a guy touching a kangaroo down there, '"encouraging it to go to the toilet"...
I mean, WHAT THE HELL!
Nobody does that, ever.
Why? WHY???
At this point, my sister is screaming about how that image is burned into her memory forever and how her life will never be normal again and my mother is panicking and trying to change the channel.
She successfully does so, and we are then greeted with a man untying a robe to reveal him in nothing but a gold spandex underwear.
Which was very tight, might I add.
...just, why? Why?

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lifeisallama
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September 8, 2012 8:08am UTC

Things I do on my period:
Swear about everything in my head
Swear about everything aloud
Hate my life
Hate the world
Wish I had ice-cream
Heat up hot-water-bottles
Curse all men
Want to kill all men
Go on Witty
Sleep
Get angry
Want to kill anything
Cry
Wonder why I am crying
Reason to myself that I'm hormonal
Cry about being hormonal
Laugh at the fact I am crying about being hormonal
Remember the pain and continue crying.
Man, I do enjoy that week.
Every month.
Yay.

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lifeisallama
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August 30, 2012 1:01pm UTC

So, you know how Voldemort Killed Snape because he thought Snape was the owner of the Elder Wand since Snape killed Dumbledore?
Let's say for a moment that Snape really was the owner of the Elder Wand......
Following that logic.....
......surely Nagini would have been the new owner of the Elder Wand....?!
damn...Voldy really messed up on that on didn't he?

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 4:19pm UTC

*Me on witty*
Me: Haven't been on for a while...
Me: 1D...1D...1D...blah, ugh. :(
*Scrolls through funny quotes section*
Me: Ooh, I love these quotes, right...
Me: Go to google and type this...then press I'm feeling lucky....
*goes to Google and types words-*
DAMN YOU GOOGLE INSTANT!

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lifeisallama
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May 20, 2012 11:16am UTC

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lifeisallama
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 9:26am UTC

saying 'Just me?'
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Yep.
Apparently so.

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