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that_girl_you_know
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May 29, 2012 11:52pm UTC

Human Brain:
Works Doesn't
In the shower. During a Test.
While asleep.
While alive.
On the computer.
Almost everywhere.

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that_girl_you_know
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May 29, 2012 11:54pm UTC

Me: My memory is so bad.
Friend: How bad is it?
Me: How bad is what?

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that_girl_you_know
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May 29, 2012 11:59pm UTC

You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
You're so lazy you didn't read all of those "You"'s, didn't you.
You also didn't realize that there was one Yoo in there.
Now you're trying to find the Yoo, right?
And now you're disappointed because you couldn't find it.

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May 30, 2012 12:06am UTC

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that_girl_you_know
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May 31, 2012 12:12am UTC

How I got grounded:
Dad: So I hear you like a boy.
Me: Ya so.
Dad: I don't like it. Don't like boys, it ends with bad news.
Me: Dad, you've chosen a girl, kissed her and went to the extreme of having 4 mother f*cking babies with her. I think liking a guy for me isn't too much to ask for.
Dad: O.O

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that_girl_you_know
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May 31, 2012 12:28am UTC

Biggest Lie:
Friend: You okay?
Me: Yea.

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June 4, 2012 6:45pm UTC

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that_girl_you_know
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June 7, 2012 6:50pm UTC

Dora: What shape is this?
Me: A puppy.
Dora: That's right! A circle!
Me: ..The f*ck, I said a puppy.
Dora: Which path do we go down now?
Me: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT B*TCH, IT WAS A PUPPY.
nmf/q

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that_girl_you_know
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June 8, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Cashier: Have a nice day!
Me: Don't tell me what to do.
nmf

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that_girl_you_know
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June 13, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Lightbulb Jokes:
How many stupid people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5, one to hold the lightbulb in place while standing on a chair, while the other four turn the chair
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that_girl_you_know
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June 13, 2012 3:37pm UTC

Lightbulb Jokes 2:
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
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that_girl_you_know
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June 14, 2012 12:35am UTC

When I tell my friends about witty, I say it's "just this website".
Biggest lie I've ever told.
not really, but you get the point.

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that_girl_you_know
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June 16, 2012 4:41pm UTC

True love isn't about Romeo and Juliet dying for each other,
it's about grandma and grandpa growing old together.
nmf

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that_girl_you_know
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June 16, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind
of smelly smell. A smelly smell that
smells...
Smelly.
*Mr. Krabs*

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that_girl_you_know
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June 16, 2012 4:48pm UTC

tHAT AWKWARD MOMENT
When "90's Kids" aren't really kids anymore.

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that_girl_you_know
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June 17, 2012 2:33pm UTC

Happy Father's Day
to the man who made it possible for you to live your beautiful life.

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that_girl_you_know
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June 21, 2012 1:02am UTC

Yes, I know Sherk came out 11 years ago.
Yes, I know the Sprouse Twins are 20.
Yes, I know Hillary Duff is a mom.
Yes, I know Miley Cyrus is engaged
And yes, I do feel old.
so please stop making me feel that way.
NMF/MQ

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that_girl_you_know
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June 22, 2012 7:18pm UTC

I'm moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish, like Mr. Krabs. A bit dumb, like Patrick. But I'll always be here for you, like Spongebob. I'm moody like Squidward.
Sometimes selfish, like Mr. Krabs.
A bit dumb, like Patrick.
But I'll always be here for you,
like Spongebob.
credits to: GreenMariLoves

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that_girl_you_know
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June 27, 2012 6:40pm UTC

You know you've won the argument when
the teacher sends you outside.
nmf

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June 28, 2012 2:16am UTC

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