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  1. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    In Class:
    15+15=30
    Homework:
    60+60=120
    Test:
    If I had 10 apples, and you had 11 ice cubes, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

  2. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Fav for a follow?

  3. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    you say "fave for a follow!" and their profile is so
    complicated you can't find the follow button.

  4. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 12:52am UTC
    Piglet: How do you spell love?
    Pooh: You dont spell it, you feel it.
    nmq

  5. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 12:58am UTC
    0 faves= i'm ugly
    3 faves=i'm ok
    7 faves=i'm cute
    15 faves=i'm pretty
    25 faves= i'm beautiful
    30 faves= im breathtaking
    Repost this if your not afraid:)

  6. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    ugly quotes never make it to the top.
    that's what society taught us.

  7. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    1
    woah, look out. we got a mr.popular over here.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  8. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    FAVE.
    why? because i said so.

  9. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Fave if...
    you still sleep with a stuffed animal.

  10. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Me: I'm hungry.
    Friends: Get her food, NOW.

  11. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Anyone else think
    GOOGLE
    always has a
    SPECIAL THEME?

  12. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    This is for all the people who are scared of
    2012.
    Leap year has caused such a big diversion, that we should be in August of 2013 right now.
    And Mayans didn't have leap years.
    So calm down.

  13. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    When I see this after a sentence:
    ..
    I can't decide whether they mean a period or a ...
    Interesting..

  14. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Hey guys, I'm 14 today, and all I really ask is at least 14 faves, you know, for 14 years of pain, excitement, anger, happiness, craziness, weirdness, hatred and love.
    Thank you.

  15. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    I almost had a threesome
    last night...
    I just needed two more people.
    nmq

  16. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    A girl who's overweight calls herself fat.
    should i start a series?

  17. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Who else...
    thinks of the very best witty quotes in the shower but forgets them when you get go to post them?

  18. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Me: So can I?
    Dad: Ask your mom.
    Me: Mom, can I?
    Mom: Ask your dad.
    Fave if you've been here.

  19. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    Smiling at old people so they know you're not a teenage thug.

  20. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes one when it disappears.

:)

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