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misshyfr
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May 17, 2012 5:44pm UTC

Pretending to look for your "homework" even though you know you don’t have it.
♥

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liveyourlife28
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October 24, 2011 6:20pm UTC

I hate when I'm crying,..
and someone walks in or calls my name and then I have to instantly wipe those tears and flash a smile..

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 8:45pm UTC

Just because you can fit in a bikini, does not mean you should wear one... Like seriously. -.-

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liveyourlife28
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October 26, 2011 7:20pm UTC

Girl: We are best friends, right?
Boy: Yes, of course.
Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?
Boy: No one. I love someone.
Girl: Oh, she must be very lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I've loved her,
ever since I met her.
Girl: Really? Well, since we're best friends,
I wanna meet her. Go call her.
Boy: Oh okay.
*Boy takes out his phone,dials her number and calls her..*
Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call.
*Answers the phone*
Boy: I love you ♥ ♥
Not mine but cute :D

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 9:23pm UTC

‎
*Do not try this at home*
Dude, we have to do this!

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 9:26pm UTC

Dear Food Commercials,
Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed...
Sincerely
Normal People..

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 3:08pm UTC

You know you're in love, when you type "you" instaed of "love". ♥

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 4:27pm UTC

I don't believe in fairy tales
I don't believe in fairy tales
I don't believe in fairy tales
but I believe in you and me
Wonderland-Natalia Kills ♥

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 2:00am UTC

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

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liveyourlife28
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October 30, 2011 4:08pm UTC

A boy walks into his room and finds a note on his bed, it says," Dear Teenage Boy, I can make your girlfriend scream luder then you can. Signed, A Spider"

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liveyourlife28
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November 3, 2011 1:16am UTC

Kim Kardashians marriage was shorter than the line of trick or treaters at Casey Anthony's house.(:
mine(:

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 7:26pm UTC

Karma is like 69, you give what you get.

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 7:46pm UTC

Karma is like 69, you give what you get.

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 7:57pm UTC

click to see this quote

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 10:19pm UTC

Asian Version of Get Low:
To the WINDOW
To the Noodle
I don't a toaster sturdel
Grandma just pan fried a poodle.
(/._.)/ to the window. To the wall \(._.\)

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 12:00pm UTC

Do you take me to be your lawful wedded text mate,
to have and to hold, in rich quotes and jokes, til low battery do us part? ♥

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 5:22pm UTC

Question: What do you think is your greatest achievement?
Answer: Not freaking out when the toast pops out of the toaster.
Man, I love this guy.. xD

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 9:09pm UTC

Pssh,
Bieber Fever.
i think Drew Flu!
♥♥

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 12:43am UTC

i miss you ;
three words, everyone wants to hear..
♥♥