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liams10inches

1. liams10inches
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   July 29, 2013 2:47pm UTC
   Peace
   Love
   Rubber Glove
   
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2. liams10inches
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   July 29, 2013 2:43pm UTC
   A crazy blue fish once told me to "just keep swimming"
   
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3. liams10inches
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   July 26, 2013 5:50pm UTC
   Its funny how 5 boys can change your life so much,
   No im not talking about One Direction..
   Im talking about The Janoskians!
   
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4. liams10inches
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   April 28, 2013 3:16pm UTC
   DO NOT COME INTO MY HOUSE IF YOU SMELL OF SMOAK! #nuffsed
   
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5. liams10inches
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   April 19, 2013 5:04am UTC
   people get stressed and cut,i get stressed and throw nail varnish around the room....
   
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6. liams10inches
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   April 17, 2013 1:42pm UTC
   ive just seen a picture of a brain in some KFC chicken, like nearly puked
   ahhaha also my mate went into KFC and asked for her money back because they only gave her 2 chicken strips insted of 3 x__x
   
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7. liams10inches
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   April 14, 2013 7:11pm UTC
   i really need to get to sleep. the only problem is... I CANT! its just after 12am and i have school tomorrow -__-
   
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8. liams10inches
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   April 4, 2013 6:37pm UTC
   HOW THE F^CK CAN PEOPLE DO BALLET?
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   and not break their toes...
   
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9. liams10inches
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   March 26, 2013 4:06pm UTC
   its official I.HATE.FOOTBALL!!!!
   
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10. liams10inches
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    March 25, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    my chest kills:( tried my first cigarette today;) DONT TRY IT! fml i stink of smoke :@
    
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11. liams10inches
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    March 24, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    my brothers girlfriend is here... i can hear them from my room :/ like seriously shut the f^ck up before i make you ;) aha.
    |Liams10inches|
    
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12. liams10inches
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    March 13, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    its not even funny how bored i am!
    
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13. liams10inches
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    March 13, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you walk into your older brothers room with only a towel wrapped around you looking for a tee shirt, and he has a girl over...
    
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14. liams10inches
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    March 7, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. liams10inches
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    February 23, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    After tuesday even the calander goes
    WTF
    -Liams10inches-
    
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16. liams10inches
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    February 23, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    10 Facts About You:
    1.your reading this now.
    2.your realizing that was a stupid fact.
    4.you didnt notice i skipped 3.
    5.your checking now.
    6.your smiling.
    7.your still reading this even though its stupid
    9.you didnt realize i skipped 8.
    10.your checking and smiling at how you fell for it again.
    11.your enjoying this.
    12.you didnt realize there was only supposed to be 10 facts.
    -Liams10inches-
    
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17. liams10inches
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    February 23, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    i hate it when people see me at the super market and are like:
    "hey what are you doing here?"
    and im just like:
    "oh you know hunting elephants"
    -Liams10inches-
    
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18. liams10inches
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    February 23, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    MATH
    mental abuse to humans
    -Liams10inches-
    
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19. liams10inches
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    February 22, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    when your scrolling through facebook and you get a friend request, you click it and it comes up as the persons profile then their picture is of a car and your just like 'so your a transformer then?...'
    -Liams10inches-
    
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20. liams10inches
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    February 22, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world.
    -Marilyn Monroe-
    
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