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lexxij16

1. lexxij16
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2011 12:43am UTC
   I dont understand why fast food places give u a receipt...like what am i gonna do...
   RETURN THE WRAPPER?!?
   
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2. lexxij16
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 10:59pm UTC
   Today i realized i cant trust
   ANYONE
   
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3. lexxij16
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2011 11:54pm UTC
   SUMMER 2010
   was way better than
   SUMMER 2011
   was
   
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4. lexxij16
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2011 5:58pm UTC
   What did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall?...
   DAMM!
   fav if you get it
   
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5. lexxij16
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2011 5:52pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you realize that your crush has his leg against yours and...
   YOU FORGOT TO SHAVE!
   
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6. lexxij16
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2011 12:41am UTC
   Look in a mirror and tell yourself you are beautiful...
   Because everyone is beautiful in their own way...
   NEVER FORGET IT!
   
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7. lexxij16
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2011 10:53pm UTC
   I hate saying this but... wait I love saying this
   I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!
   
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8. lexxij16
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2011 8:53pm UTC
   "That's what she said!"
   Obviously "she" didn't say that because you couldn't get some if "she" was laying on your bed naked!
   So just STFU!!!!
   
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9. lexxij16
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2011 8:23pm UTC
   DON'T TELL ME THAT I CAN HAVE ANY GUY I WANT... BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I CANT HAVE YOU.
   
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10. lexxij16
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    You played me like a piano... so now I'm going to
    CRUSH YOU LIKE A BUG!!!!!
    
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11. lexxij16
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Its funny how guys are 10x more fake than girls...
    
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12. lexxij16
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 12:43am UTC
    Hiding your report card from your parents...
    
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13. lexxij16
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 12:23am UTC
    When I look at you... I get the urge to punch you right in the FACE
    
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14. lexxij16
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    Whenever I think of you...
    I get this feeling that...
    That maybe your thinking of me too!
    
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15. lexxij16
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    You are my past...
    You are no longer in my present...
    So I definitely don't want you in my future.
    
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