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  1. _HEADFiRSTxFEARLESS _HEADFiRSTxFEARLESS
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2009 10:29am UTC
    ( make jokes. no stress. )
    love. live. life. proceed. progress.
    -lil wayne*

  2. PeAcE_LoVe_HaRmOnY_DaNcE PeAcE_LoVe_HaRmOnY_DaNcE
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2009 10:28pm UTC
    Today,
    I opened my closet.
    Didn't find Narnia.
    MLIA.

  3. SportsLuvy10 SportsLuvy10
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    Did you ever notice;;
    that the dora theme song says "you can do it too with Dora Dora!"?
    Dora's a
    P r o s t i t u t e !
    possible series..?
    minee (: fav please!!
    no stealing! :P hehe

  4. xx_La_La_Land_xx xx_La_La_Land_xx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 7:18pm UTC
    && I was in the bathroom
    And for a second, I thought I heard rain
    ....
    Then I heard thunder
    ...
    Then I realized I was in the bathroom
    MLIA
    made this up lol
    lol you probably won't get it.
    rate anyway? +

  5. cheerbabeeexox3 cheerbabeeexox3
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 2:49pm UTC
    We Used To Love Kidz Bop,
    ( but now they just ruin all the good songs )

  6. alexa_essel alexa_essel
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 2:58pm UTC
    Did you fart?
    ..Because you [ blew me away ]

  7. cheer_freak09 cheer_freak09
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 3:12pm UTC
    save a cherry ;;
    pop a collar.
    :]
    ----Abercrombie and Fitch<3 :]

  8. brun3tt3love brun3tt3love
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 3:26pm UTC
    theres allways that 1 cheez-it in the box thats better than the rest
    and hes that cheez-it [:
    i just thought of it i dont care if you jock i dont beleive in jocking just give me credit[:
    i dont know if its that good bt w.e.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. cheer_freak09 cheer_freak09
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 4:06pm UTC
    Save a wave ;;
    ride a surfer<3
    ------Hollister<3 :]

  11. christinex0x0x0x0 christinex0x0x0x0
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 4:18pm UTC
    ' heheh paper clips!!!!!!!!

  12. ps_iloveyoux3 ps_iloveyoux3
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 4:30pm UTC
    today, i was watching the news&
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    the lady looked right at me.I became self-conscious
    and looked away, even though I knew
    s h e c o u l d n ' t r e a l l y s e e m e
    MLIA(:

  13. beccababe beccababe
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 4:32pm UTC
    2 words
    GUYS HATE
    DONT &
    STOP
    UNLESS YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. plaid_bikini plaid_bikini
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 4:42pm UTC
    You're Such A..
    disco stick(:
    idea from xoxorayychell,
    but i changed it up. <3.

  16. quote_master13 quote_master13
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 5:07pm UTC
    Today, I was buying a KitKat from a vending machine and another one fell out behind it.
    When the second one fell out I quoted Toy Story by saying, "Sweet! Double Prizes!" because nobody was around.
    MLIA

  17. doubletroubllllle015 doubletroubllllle015
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 7:58pm UTC
    and I
    .:.:.:.:watched:.:.:.:.
    his lips move as
    he asked me the
    most difficult question
    of my life.......
    Do you want fries with that?
    might be on here already sry

  18. xogrlygurl021ox xogrlygurl021ox
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 7:59pm UTC
    Todays Teenage World....
    texting
    Some of the best things happen
    and then...
    Some of the worst things happen
    È

  19. HeYwAtSuP98 HeYwAtSuP98
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 8:05pm UTC
    Patrick moment #1
    Sandy: Patrick, can't you be stupid somewhere else?
    Patrick: Not until 4

  20. HeYwAtSuP98 HeYwAtSuP98
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 8:10pm UTC
    Patrick moment # 2
    (Spongebob blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant, Patrick laughs and claps)
    Patrick : HAHAHA! Its a giraffe!

:)

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