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lexiboobear

1. lexiboobear
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   December 4, 2012 9:47pm UTC
   YOU SMELL LIKE BEEF AND CHEESE, YOU NOT THE REAL SANTA!
   ~elf
   
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2. lexiboobear
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   December 3, 2012 4:24pm UTC
   Taylor's break-up song to Harry will be called "Wrong Direction"
   
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3. lexiboobear
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   December 1, 2012 11:02am UTC
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4. lexiboobear
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   November 25, 2012 6:33pm UTC
   ONLY SPONGEBOB CAN GET DRUNK
   OFF OF ICE CREAM...
   
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5. lexiboobear
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   November 22, 2012 11:26am UTC
   ME SITTING IN CLASS~
   Friend: Hey don't you like him? *points to my crush*
   Me: Yeah why?
   Friend: Hey!!! She said she wants to do you! *talking to my crush*
   Me:
   Crush: I'd do me too!
   Me: But I didn't say that!
   Crush: Shhh it's okay... I know I get the bitchess..
   Me: -_-
   Friend: *_*
   
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6. lexiboobear
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   November 22, 2012 10:06am UTC
   TODAY IS THE DAY THAT YOU CAN GET FAT WITHOUT BEING JUDGED!
   HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
   
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7. lexiboobear
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   November 15, 2012 8:42pm UTC
   ME: *In the shower and suddenley hear a noise.*
   ME: Mhmm what was that?
   ME: ... My family is being killed.!
   ME: I have to fight naked... fight and murderer naked..
   ME:
   JUSTIN BIEBER:
   YOUR CRUSH:
   MOM:
   DAD:
   ME: What am i going to do? Its really cold out there...
   ME: *quickly turns water off*
   ME: *Grabs towel and runs into kitchen and nobody is in there*
   ME: MY FAMILY WAS KIDNAPPED!
   ME: If you are a murderer please speak up!
   MOM: What are you doing?!
   ME: SAVING YOUR LIFE! YOUR GOING TO DIE I AM GOING TO FIGHT! FOR NARNIA!
   MOM: Go to bed...
   all minee
   
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8. lexiboobear
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   November 12, 2012 4:50pm UTC
   MY BOYFRIEND IS LIKE MY TRAMPOLINE...
   I DON'T HAVE ONE...
   (20 OR MORE LIKES I DO A SERIES)
   
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9. lexiboobear
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   November 12, 2012 3:46pm UTC
   DO YOU REMEMBER SUMMER '09?
   
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10. lexiboobear
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    November 11, 2012 10:14am UTC
    MY BOYFRIEND IS LIKE MY IPAD.
    I don't have a iPad.
    
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11. lexiboobear
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    November 6, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    YOUR
    PERFECT
    TO ME.
    
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12. lexiboobear
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    November 6, 2012 6:13pm UTC
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13. lexiboobear
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    November 3, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    SOMETIMES I LOOK AT THE MOON AND THINK A CELEBRITY COULD BE LOOKING AT THIS SAME MOON.
    THEN AGAIN A HOBO COULD TOO...
    
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14. lexiboobear
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    October 27, 2012 10:56am UTC
    I'VE BEEN SHOT!
    ~Fat Amy
    
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15. lexiboobear
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    October 27, 2012 10:53am UTC
    GIRL- What else are you good at?
    FAT AMY- I'm also good at mermaid dancing.
    
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16. lexiboobear
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    October 19, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    My friend: You know when you can't sleep at night somebody is thinking of you....
    My response: Then one direction would never sleep...
    
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17. lexiboobear
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    October 3, 2012 7:20am UTC
    GUY- I THINK WE SHOULD KISS.
    FAT AMY- SOMETIMES I THINK I SHIULD DO CRYSTSAL METHH THEN I THINK NOOO PROBABLY SHOULDN'T.
    
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18. lexiboobear
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    September 29, 2012 10:21am UTC
    THAT MOMENT WHEN THE TEACHER SAYS DIRECTION IN CLASS...(one direction)
    
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19. lexiboobear
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    September 28, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    I HATE IT WHEN I'M MAKING
    A MILKSHAKE AND BOYS SHOW UP
    IN MY YARD!
    
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20. lexiboobear
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    September 27, 2012 8:19pm UTC
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