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1. bettynicknick
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2010 7:49am UTC
   What do you think
   Tha t noise down stairs was?
   ♥ 99% = a axe murderer
   ♥ 1% = a completly harmless sound ♥
   ♦♦♦
   Not my format credit to whoever <3
   
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2. musicismahlife28
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2010 3:29pm UTC
   -Mi l e y,
   Dont You Know Your Party In The USA Cant Star t
   Until
   Ke$ha Walks In?
   
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3. xo_summerlove_xo
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2010 5:08pm UTC
   on a
   scale
   from 1 to ;
   »TaylorLautner
   how hot is he?
   -
   
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4. CrazyxForxLuv
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2010 8:38am UTC
   I still say "What?"
   Even in if i heard you the first time.
   
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5. rileylovesyoou
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   July 4, 2010 3:32pm UTC
   boy: "if we have a boy, we're naming him
   Luke
   so the first thing i can say when he's born is
   'Luke, i am your father.'"
   girl: "yeah, well, if we have a girl, we're naming her
   Stacey
   So i can be Stacey's mom, && i can have it
   Going on." (;
   
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6. CrazyxForxLuv
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2010 11:09pm UTC
   STOP
   MOVING!!!
   (I need to read you're shirt. )
   
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7. EmmaleeeGrace
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2010 8:35pm UTC
   Was I The Only One
   Who Grew Up Thinking Tweety Was A Girl ?
   
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8. meggieb131
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   July 7, 2010 11:37am UTC
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9. mandypandy619
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   July 8, 2010 7:45pm UTC
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10. fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 1:42pm UTC
    How fast can you guess these words?
    1. F_ _K
    2. PU_S_
    3. S_X
    4. P_N_S
    5. BOO_S
    6. _ _NDOM
    highlight below to see the answers:)
    Answers:
    1. FORK
    2. PULSE
    3. SIX
    4. PANTS
    5. BOOKS
    6. RANDOM
    You got all 6 wrong….didn’t you?
    
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11. CrazyxForxLuv
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 11:40pm UTC
    Microsoft Word Will Never Understand
    ( That my name is NOT a spelling mistake. )
    
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12. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2010 10:28pm UTC
    I wish my hair looked
    as pretty as it does when I'm UNDERWATER.
    
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13. iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Did Taylor Swift ;;
    make anyone else wish they had a hot guy next door
    so you can write cute notes, through the w i n d o w . ??
    
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14. BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.
    
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15. itsviennax97
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 10:34am UTC
    "doesn't he own a shirt?"
    -edward cullen in the twilight saga: eclipse
    
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16. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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17. twelforever18
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 10:35am UTC
    When we were little:
    "1...2...." " OKAY IM COMING!"
    Now:
    "1...2..." " Hey umm mom... you do know that only worked when I was like 3.. I'm 13 now" "1..2..." " OKAY OKAY!"
    
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18. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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19. archuleta96
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 5:33pm UTC
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20. peaceinpieces
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    June 29, 2010 7:12pm UTC
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