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1. leelee12345654321
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 9:24pm UTC
   Friend: Well first I dated John.
   Then Pat and I dated for awhile, but then we broke up.
   But after that Jake came along...
   Me: In preschool a boy tried to kiss me.
   Then no one came...
   
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2. leelee12345654321
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2011 6:30pm UTC
   Narwhals.
   The unicorns of the sea ♥
   
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3. leelee12345654321
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2011 2:48pm UTC
   “Dude, someone brought a dog to the movies the other day…”
   “Were they blind?...
   Oh, wait…”
   
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4. leelee12345654321
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   September 9, 2011 2:33pm UTC
   BOYS ARE STUPID.
   "Hey Elana, if you rub my zipper a genie will come out."
   
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5. leelee12345654321
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   September 1, 2011 3:04pm UTC
   And does anyone else remember
   Talk to the booty,
   'Cuz the hand's off duty?
   
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6. leelee12345654321
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   August 24, 2011 2:10am UTC
   That's Awk.
   
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7. leelee12345654321
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   August 22, 2011 2:02am UTC
   THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
   Two pedophiles talk to each other on Facebook pretending to be kids, and meet up somewhere.
   
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8. leelee12345654321
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   August 22, 2011 1:55am UTC
   Hey you.
   Yeah you.
   See that ♥ button right there?
   Yeah, I'd tap that.
   
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9. leelee12345654321
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   August 16, 2011 6:04pm UTC
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10. leelee12345654321
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    August 14, 2011 10:56pm UTC
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11. leelee12345654321
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    August 8, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    This ones for Sandrasaurus,
    Making witty quotes as beautiful as their creators ♥
    
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12. leelee12345654321
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    August 8, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    BAHAHAHAHAHA
    I was attracted to YOU?
    I must have been high.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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13. leelee12345654321
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    August 4, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    TAXI SONO QUI!
    
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14. leelee12345654321
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    August 4, 2011 12:47am UTC
    I saw an Asian smoking the other day...
    and all I could think was,
    "Don't they know better than that?"
    
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15. leelee12345654321
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    July 27, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    COOL STORY BRO.
    You should tell that one at parties.
    
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16. leelee12345654321
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    It ain't a party until
    someone whips out the
    RED CUPS.
    \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
    
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